I got new grindr cap, so… same? 😂

I’m going to start a chain called ‘An Hamburger’ that sells ham.

I realise this probably makes no sense to most people. What I mean is I got responses about two of the bugs I’ve reported in macOS (well, one was an inconsistency between macOS and iOS, but I think macOS was at fault and they did ask me to retest it on a macOS beta.)

Wow, and I got the same kind of response about another one too! Two in one day!

They’re not as different as night and cheese, that’s for sure.

They still keep sending me ‘Your credit limit offer is ready to preview.’ emails though.

I just updated this to have a version with the three-triangle rectangle in a different colour. I'm not sure why I didn't that in the first place.

I managed to turn off VoiceOver using Siri but couldn’t even restart my phone the normal way because the VoiceOver frame was still there, stopping taps from working. Had to do a force-restart. This is not going to be fun to reproduce for filling a radar.

You’d think I would have learnt this vocabulary from all the Sweet Valley High books I read as a teen, but I got through all those books thinking ‘pumps’ were those sports shoes you can pump up with air, so it’s not always easy to guess what the words mean without extra information. 😂

FWIW, here’s a startup speed comparison between a Series 0 Apple Watch and an actual Macintosh Classic: youtu.be/Ug3Rv8zep30

Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.