i bought 3 shirts at HEB when i was there. one of them was 50% off and says "Texas bred and HEB fed" like how could i not buy it

Coffee shops are so fun. I’m working on an essay and there is a group of medical students enthusiastically talking about UTIs and urethras.

So far I’ve learned that drinking things with citrus irritates UTIs.

one of the biggest things about finding a partner is they absolutely must be the same level of hater as you. you cannot have a mixed vibes relationship

You ever take a terrible picture of your cat (or pet) and continuously pull it out for days when you need a good laugh?

That’s this picture for me this month.

Even though I'm sick in bed, I still manage to make some exotic foreign food.

This is a type of sandwich from the northern Americas, prepared with crushed peanuts and fruit preserves

License plates in the wild thread 🧵

Leash training a cat is really something else 🤨

Never have I gone “you know what will quench this thirst? A peanut butter and jelly soda!”

Had to dedicate my first post to my chaotic children