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Angelo Zanola
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@how2wrestling.bsky.social #how2randyorton Orton is the only wrestler I have seen in the wild. I do real estate research in St. Louis and around 2014 did a double take at a guy getting his mail at a cul de sac. I was not sure it was him because he was wearing a long sleeved shirt and had pants on.
January 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What fresh hell is this? Dude, my hell went stale back in September.
January 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You might think that Frodo and Sam’s relationship is hella gay but Tolkien actually based it on the British WWI practice of gentlemen officers having ‘Batmen’ assigned to them to act as valets and servants in the military. Which often led to a lot of hella gay stuff.
December 31, 2024 at 10:28 PM
My favorite bit of classic fantasy writing is Conan freaking out that the giant gorilla can see them through a window and the owner of the house explains that it is actually a series of mirrors reflecting the image from another room and Conan just nods and thinks “the foulest of magics” to himself.
December 31, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Middlemarch is so good, guys. Plus, if you start reading on New Years Day that is how long it will take you to read it.
December 31, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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He was never going to build his tunnels. There will be no hyper loop. He could not save a dozen kids. His cars go up in flames. His brain chips make monkeys suicidal. He cannot comprehend loving & supportive fatherhood. The motherfucker can’t even Post A Banger.

He is the monorail man.
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This New Years I’m single and terrified to mingle because of a mix of depression and social anxiety.
December 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
The jump from John Harrison’s H3 chronometer to the H4 handheld version is the closest humanity has come to the sci-fi trope of an inventor stealing technology from the future or a parallel dimension. If you ever go to Greenwich check them out. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ha...
December 30, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Just checking out the shattered legendary sword that once struck down great evil on the eve of a quest to battle that great evil again and managed to cut myself with it before dropping it on the floor. Wonder if that’s an omen of some kind.
December 29, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Someone with a Back the Blue ‘ACAJ’ license plate keeps parking at a restaurant near my house and yes all cops are Jerks. Jackasses? Jittery? The answer is probably ‘justified’ which is terrifying unaccountability.
December 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Kind of interesting that Google has simply stopped being embarrassed by this sort of thing
I was excited to tell my kids that there's a sequel to Encanto, only to scroll down and learn that Google's AI just completely made this up
December 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students.

Really, you don't.

Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.
‘We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out.’

After midnight, the #Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out #LGBTQ+ students. The bill now heads to Gov. DeWine.

thebuckeyeflame.com/2024/12/19/p...
Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out LGBTQ+ students; now heads to governor
'We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out.'
thebuckeyeflame.com
December 28, 2024 at 10:14 AM
The ten year anniversary is coming up of the day I was working in a Washington U computer lab and a guy student a few seats down was telling a girl about this music group that nobody cared about at the time but wound up appreciated years later. Radiohead, you’ve probably never heard of them.
December 28, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Al Swearengen-ass push alert
December 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
A quick test to see if your immigration policy is morally bankrupt is whether it would lead to deporting Superman.
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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“I’m not white but I never thought the white nationalists would be racist toward *me* “
He’s just now figuring this out
December 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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I feel like the glory of America will truly reach its zenith at the Trump inauguration where Elon and Laura Loomer will get into a slap fight on the White House lawn as Finger Eleven performs their hit 2007 song Paralyzer
December 27, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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It is pretty funny that “Elon being in Government” is already imploding and he’s been at the job for negative 30 days
December 27, 2024 at 5:19 AM
It’s a crime that BANDAI NAMCO does not market little plastic Prince of the Cosmos to stick next to big snowballs you stick junk onto.
December 27, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary
December 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
“I am so glad I did not read any spoilers for this Legend of Zelda LEGO set” is such a strange thing to have in my brain.
December 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
You say you never compromise with the mystery tramp, but now you realize he's not selling any alibis. As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes and say “Do you want to make a deal?”
To make a deal turn to page 16
To not make a deal turn to page 43
December 27, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Guys, the Zelda Lego Great Deku Tree set has Hestu in it… with little maracas that will rattle if you shake him.
December 27, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I always think of the creation and release of Bluesky by Twitter right before Musk took over is the social media equivalent of Jor-El shooting his son off the exploding planet and hoping he makes to safety.
December 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM