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@angely.bsky.social
angely and also Patty Gnarr | basketball fan, roller derby skater, marketer | from MN and also CA | she/her
i will add that my hometown dying mall became half-Costco so this is also a way of saying a better world is possible
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i will add that my hometown dying mall became half-Costco so this is also a way of saying a better world is possible
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hey minnesota — influenza A is running rampant right now & more people are necessitating hospitalization for it
if you haven’t had a flu shot yet, might be worth considering getting one to reduce the odds of it leading to needing a hospital bed
if you haven’t had a flu shot yet, might be worth considering getting one to reduce the odds of it leading to needing a hospital bed
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
hey minnesota — influenza A is running rampant right now & more people are necessitating hospitalization for it
if you haven’t had a flu shot yet, might be worth considering getting one to reduce the odds of it leading to needing a hospital bed
if you haven’t had a flu shot yet, might be worth considering getting one to reduce the odds of it leading to needing a hospital bed
sorry everyone i had a meeting during the siren and couldn't post. i'll be better.
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
sorry everyone i had a meeting during the siren and couldn't post. i'll be better.
I wish my instagram friends could see this
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I wish my instagram friends could see this
some may even say it is a typography win
Check me on this: the only non-incumbent Mpls candidate who defeated a DFL endorsee on Tuesday was @ehbinmn.bsky.social, over Bob Fine for Board of Estimate. I’m still amazed at this win given BET low profile. (Parks incumbent Meg Forney defeated Michael Wilson & Cathy Abene beat Ira Jourdain.)
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
some may even say it is a typography win
we live in a world where al*x w*rren might very well win it, even if literally everyone else on this list would be a far more exciting win.
#GRAMMYs nominees for Best New Artist
Olivia Dean
KATSEYE
The Marias
Addison Rae
Sombr
Leon Thomas
Alex Warren
Lola Young
Olivia Dean
KATSEYE
The Marias
Addison Rae
Sombr
Leon Thomas
Alex Warren
Lola Young
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
we live in a world where al*x w*rren might very well win it, even if literally everyone else on this list would be a far more exciting win.
please clap. this week @vdezutti.bsky.social and I have been up and out of bed an average of 30 mins before we "need" to be as we do an earnest attempt at becoming people that get "sunlight"
i would like to be sponsored by a coffee company for this herculean feat. running low on nespresso pods.
i would like to be sponsored by a coffee company for this herculean feat. running low on nespresso pods.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
please clap. this week @vdezutti.bsky.social and I have been up and out of bed an average of 30 mins before we "need" to be as we do an earnest attempt at becoming people that get "sunlight"
i would like to be sponsored by a coffee company for this herculean feat. running low on nespresso pods.
i would like to be sponsored by a coffee company for this herculean feat. running low on nespresso pods.
hellow loyal followers today i announce the ANGELY PEACE PRIZE and you *may* win it if u give me lots o birthday presents and wishes on NOVEMBER 17 and then maybe then i will announce the mysterious winner o the prize
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
hellow loyal followers today i announce the ANGELY PEACE PRIZE and you *may* win it if u give me lots o birthday presents and wishes on NOVEMBER 17 and then maybe then i will announce the mysterious winner o the prize
is this bad photoshop or is there not a presidential cricut??
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
is this bad photoshop or is there not a presidential cricut??
should this make me want to move
Putting the Minneapolis election in terms even a dummy could understand. These are city council wards statistically matched with their equivalent US state, as measured (mathematically) by their tendency to vote progressive or anti-progressive.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
should this make me want to move
transplant representation is actually so deeply important to me. yay Eric!!
“I just see a lot more hope and excitement about what we could have than I do frustration and fatalism about some of the way we are doing things.”
Who is Eric Harris Bernstein, and Why is He Making the Minneapolis Board of Estimate and Taxation Race so Much Fun? - Racket
A creative campaign has put the spotlight on a down-ballot race.
racketmn.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
transplant representation is actually so deeply important to me. yay Eric!!
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When I moved to Minneapolis in the mid-aughts, it was really difficult to make friends. People from other states didn’t get it.
Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?
Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When I moved to Minneapolis in the mid-aughts, it was really difficult to make friends. People from other states didn’t get it.
Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?
Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?
Russell Westbrook being anywhere in California is good enough for me.
BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Russell Westbrook has agreed on a deal to sign with the Sacramento Kings, Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports Management tells ESPN. The 2017 league MVP enters his 18th NBA season.
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Russell Westbrook being anywhere in California is good enough for me.
thank god i gotta work from home tomorrow bc me and my lynx fan co-worker would've needed to schedule IRL crying time
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
thank god i gotta work from home tomorrow bc me and my lynx fan co-worker would've needed to schedule IRL crying time
sometimes i worry about posting to my instagram story because i dont want to anger anyone waiting on something from me
September 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
sometimes i worry about posting to my instagram story because i dont want to anger anyone waiting on something from me
tjmaxx got a great media buy airing so many ads of napheesa collier absolutely shredding the court in a trench coat and tube top. look at phee man.... so inspirational......
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
tjmaxx got a great media buy airing so many ads of napheesa collier absolutely shredding the court in a trench coat and tube top. look at phee man.... so inspirational......
if you don't interact with this app, you're probably gonna be at a pretty significant cognitive disadvantage compared to someone who does collect kitties
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if you don't interact with this app, you're probably gonna be at a pretty significant cognitive disadvantage compared to someone who does collect kitties
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I have a set of 3 cyanotypes in this show! Opening this Friday 6:30-8:30pm at The Phipps. Really excited to see all the work and how they connect with each other.
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have a set of 3 cyanotypes in this show! Opening this Friday 6:30-8:30pm at The Phipps. Really excited to see all the work and how they connect with each other.
is "enshittify" the verb form?
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
is "enshittify" the verb form?
my dad's tiktok fyp is almost exclusively videos with a very weird baby-voice laugh track. also, he watches every video he is served in full, including ads.
September 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
my dad's tiktok fyp is almost exclusively videos with a very weird baby-voice laugh track. also, he watches every video he is served in full, including ads.
kid cudi saying he's not doing albums for a while and focusing on a list that includes acting......... i've heard enough: comedy bang bang (tv show) revival incoming
September 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
kid cudi saying he's not doing albums for a while and focusing on a list that includes acting......... i've heard enough: comedy bang bang (tv show) revival incoming
maaaaannnn i should've gone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
maaaaannnn i should've gone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
there's this business guy (mid40s, quarter zip, collar sticking out just so) sitting kinda sideways in front of me at the car service center who's looked super serious this whole time. he just had to turn his laptop slightly and the screen was fullscreen playing a stream of a yu-gi-oh card duel.
August 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
there's this business guy (mid40s, quarter zip, collar sticking out just so) sitting kinda sideways in front of me at the car service center who's looked super serious this whole time. he just had to turn his laptop slightly and the screen was fullscreen playing a stream of a yu-gi-oh card duel.