Worrier Queen
@angermonkey.bsky.social
She/Her/Hers
When they go low, we dig trenches.
When they go low, we dig trenches.
Wow. Google Gemini continuing to absolutely kill it with these SUPER ACCURATE AI descriptions of what my Nest cameras see throughout the day.
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wow. Google Gemini continuing to absolutely kill it with these SUPER ACCURATE AI descriptions of what my Nest cameras see throughout the day.
Every day I get this stupid Google Gemini summary of whatever it THINKS it saw that day.
Today: (the individual in question is a giant inflatable holiday penguin)
Today: (the individual in question is a giant inflatable holiday penguin)
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every day I get this stupid Google Gemini summary of whatever it THINKS it saw that day.
Today: (the individual in question is a giant inflatable holiday penguin)
Today: (the individual in question is a giant inflatable holiday penguin)
Time for my favorite part of the Midwinter Holiday: the bit where White Christmas takes 7 minutes to dunk on modern dance.
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Time for my favorite part of the Midwinter Holiday: the bit where White Christmas takes 7 minutes to dunk on modern dance.
"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die..."
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die..."
HEY! I KNOW THESE GUYS.
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
HEY! I KNOW THESE GUYS.
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
I also vote black nose freckle side, but I'm biased towards nose freckles.
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I also vote black nose freckle side, but I'm biased towards nose freckles.
I hate you, Spotify. Reading me for FILTH.
August 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I hate you, Spotify. Reading me for FILTH.
I have this, so I guess I need to follow @iaburns.bsky.social now?
August 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have this, so I guess I need to follow @iaburns.bsky.social now?
ALSO, semi-related, but: it's comforting to know that as the hulking bulk of social media changes that getting ratioed ta fuck is still a thing that happens.
August 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ALSO, semi-related, but: it's comforting to know that as the hulking bulk of social media changes that getting ratioed ta fuck is still a thing that happens.
Anybody else noticing this in their Google news feed? I have started getting links to pseudo-science trash articles that look like they're from Yale or Northwestern and... They are definitely NOT. They're not actually from Fox News, either but some fly-by-night keto AI site?
July 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Anybody else noticing this in their Google news feed? I have started getting links to pseudo-science trash articles that look like they're from Yale or Northwestern and... They are definitely NOT. They're not actually from Fox News, either but some fly-by-night keto AI site?
Me, all week doing the Wordle:
July 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Me, all week doing the Wordle:
If you're curious what kind of friend I am, I'm the friend who gets these kinds of texts:
July 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you're curious what kind of friend I am, I'm the friend who gets these kinds of texts:
A dog wandered into our yard last night, and some quick sleuthing determined that it belonged to a neighbor. @francisfernandez.com returned the pup, but mentioned that the reception was a bit frosty.
I did not realize until he'd made it to the corner that he was wearing this hat:
I did not realize until he'd made it to the corner that he was wearing this hat:
April 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A dog wandered into our yard last night, and some quick sleuthing determined that it belonged to a neighbor. @francisfernandez.com returned the pup, but mentioned that the reception was a bit frosty.
I did not realize until he'd made it to the corner that he was wearing this hat:
I did not realize until he'd made it to the corner that he was wearing this hat:
Everybody look at my cat.
April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Everybody look at my cat.
Is this going to give me wicked heartburn? Do I care? No, no I do not.
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Is this going to give me wicked heartburn? Do I care? No, no I do not.
9. Head back to Indiana. I still have a sinus infection. Weather is terrible. Do eventually make it home. Cats are pleased to see us!
Etouffee chewed up an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies. She shows no remorse.
Etouffee chewed up an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies. She shows no remorse.
December 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
9. Head back to Indiana. I still have a sinus infection. Weather is terrible. Do eventually make it home. Cats are pleased to see us!
Etouffee chewed up an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies. She shows no remorse.
Etouffee chewed up an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies. She shows no remorse.
7. I get fajitas and margs with my two best gal pals. I still barely have a voice. Sorry not sorry to anyone at Uncle Juilio's on Lemmon who has to listen to me honking on for two hours last Friday night.
One girlfriend's kid takes this great photo of us:
One girlfriend's kid takes this great photo of us:
December 30, 2024 at 1:58 AM
7. I get fajitas and margs with my two best gal pals. I still barely have a voice. Sorry not sorry to anyone at Uncle Juilio's on Lemmon who has to listen to me honking on for two hours last Friday night.
One girlfriend's kid takes this great photo of us:
One girlfriend's kid takes this great photo of us:
Y'all. Someone please stop the NYT from giving advice on Texan food. Please. I'm begging.
November 16, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Y'all. Someone please stop the NYT from giving advice on Texan food. Please. I'm begging.
I tried to pet Etouffee's cheek but she needed to give me kitty kisses instead. She gross.
November 8, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I tried to pet Etouffee's cheek but she needed to give me kitty kisses instead. She gross.
The cat in question IS very cute.
November 8, 2024 at 2:29 PM
The cat in question IS very cute.
Man, those @themountaingoats.bsky.social are something else. (Apologies to Wurster, I was on the wrong side of the stage and Darnielle kept walking in front of you-- hope the Rockits pizza treated you well.)
October 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Man, those @themountaingoats.bsky.social are something else. (Apologies to Wurster, I was on the wrong side of the stage and Darnielle kept walking in front of you-- hope the Rockits pizza treated you well.)