Worrier Queen
@angermonkey.bsky.social
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When they go low, we dig trenches.
When they go low, we dig trenches.
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Worrier Queen
@angermonkey.bsky.social
· Jul 15
If you're curious what kind of friend I am, I'm the friend who gets these kinds of texts:
Who was it that referred to Ugg boots as looking like one "foot-fucked a teddy bear?" @damnyouwillis.bsky.social, is this your doing?
Feels like a David thing...
Feels like a David thing...
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Who was it that referred to Ugg boots as looking like one "foot-fucked a teddy bear?" @damnyouwillis.bsky.social, is this your doing?
Feels like a David thing...
Feels like a David thing...
The internet is a cesspool but every day, something on Reddit reminds me that humanity is just a collection of Weird Little Guys doing Weird Little Things, and for that? Eternally grateful.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The internet is a cesspool but every day, something on Reddit reminds me that humanity is just a collection of Weird Little Guys doing Weird Little Things, and for that? Eternally grateful.
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That one tweet that goes, “AI can’t be curious, stupid, or a just plain horny freak like humans, and that’s why human-made art will always be superior”
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
That one tweet that goes, “AI can’t be curious, stupid, or a just plain horny freak like humans, and that’s why human-made art will always be superior”
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Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
Holy shit, Bill. @billcorbett.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Holy shit, Bill. @billcorbett.bsky.social
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watching non-Texans discover that there's a town near Fort Worth called "White Settlement" today
a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
ALT: a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
watching non-Texans discover that there's a town near Fort Worth called "White Settlement" today
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I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
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"winning back" MAGA and racists is not my job. i am a professional hater. my job is to make fun of these people until i die
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
"winning back" MAGA and racists is not my job. i am a professional hater. my job is to make fun of these people until i die
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This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
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OK, I'm finally going to bed. The replies to this post are hilarious and heartening. I hope, as ever, that I am unceremoniously jostled out of my slumber by the sounds of worldwide celebration and I yearn for that day.
In the meantime, I look forward to yet more hilarious replies.
In the meantime, I look forward to yet more hilarious replies.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 8:49 AM
OK, I'm finally going to bed. The replies to this post are hilarious and heartening. I hope, as ever, that I am unceremoniously jostled out of my slumber by the sounds of worldwide celebration and I yearn for that day.
In the meantime, I look forward to yet more hilarious replies.
In the meantime, I look forward to yet more hilarious replies.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Football is happening today but history is ALSO happening. And while it doesn't repeat, it sure rhymes in really alarming ways.
This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Football is happening today but history is ALSO happening. And while it doesn't repeat, it sure rhymes in really alarming ways.
I maintain there's a parallel universe where IU's team isn't winning because in THAT timeline, Cignetti got REALLY into trains instead of football.
FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I maintain there's a parallel universe where IU's team isn't winning because in THAT timeline, Cignetti got REALLY into trains instead of football.
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FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
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How sad is this? The CDC closed its FOIA office, so this story could only be published because a Danish journalist provided Rolling Stone with the documents, after obtaining them through a freedom of information request to the University of Southern Denmark
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
HHS Gave a $1.6 Million Grant to a Controversial Vaccine Study. These Emails Show How That Happened
Two Danish researchers faced accusations of “questionable research practices” as RFK Jr.’s top appointees made their study a “funding priority.”
www.rollingstone.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
How sad is this? The CDC closed its FOIA office, so this story could only be published because a Danish journalist provided Rolling Stone with the documents, after obtaining them through a freedom of information request to the University of Southern Denmark
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This 12 second clip from TikTok of an ice fisherman having A DAY is literally the only thing keeping me sane these days. Sound on, plz.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This 12 second clip from TikTok of an ice fisherman having A DAY is literally the only thing keeping me sane these days. Sound on, plz.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
If I, a middle-aged white lady with a massive penchant for those little seasonal birdies can quit Target cold-turkey, so can you.
It's been 17 months since I set foot in a Target.
It's been 17 months since I set foot in a Target.
If you haven't already, please consider never going to target again
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
If I, a middle-aged white lady with a massive penchant for those little seasonal birdies can quit Target cold-turkey, so can you.
It's been 17 months since I set foot in a Target.
It's been 17 months since I set foot in a Target.
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Just to drill this a little deeper:
A married couple just dropped their kid off at daycare. The highest levels of US government would have you believe that they then went into some kind of unhinged lesbian blood-frenzy and decided to drive their toy-filled SUV into as many ICE officers as possible.
A married couple just dropped their kid off at daycare. The highest levels of US government would have you believe that they then went into some kind of unhinged lesbian blood-frenzy and decided to drive their toy-filled SUV into as many ICE officers as possible.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Just to drill this a little deeper:
A married couple just dropped their kid off at daycare. The highest levels of US government would have you believe that they then went into some kind of unhinged lesbian blood-frenzy and decided to drive their toy-filled SUV into as many ICE officers as possible.
A married couple just dropped their kid off at daycare. The highest levels of US government would have you believe that they then went into some kind of unhinged lesbian blood-frenzy and decided to drive their toy-filled SUV into as many ICE officers as possible.
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I can still recall all the tut-tutting from the media when Harris made this argument.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I can still recall all the tut-tutting from the media when Harris made this argument.
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Are you surprised that dehumanizing immigrants would lead to murder by an ICE agent?
As @annamerlan.bsky.social reports, “the official voice of the USG: a rancid mixture of trolling, cruelty, propaganda, and crass jokes about the human suffering they’re creating” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
As @annamerlan.bsky.social reports, “the official voice of the USG: a rancid mixture of trolling, cruelty, propaganda, and crass jokes about the human suffering they’re creating” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The official voice of the US government is cruel, gross, and weird. What is that doing to us?
Joking memes about imprisonment, deportation, and death by alligator are designed to radicalize and desensitize.
www.motherjones.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Are you surprised that dehumanizing immigrants would lead to murder by an ICE agent?
As @annamerlan.bsky.social reports, “the official voice of the USG: a rancid mixture of trolling, cruelty, propaganda, and crass jokes about the human suffering they’re creating” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
As @annamerlan.bsky.social reports, “the official voice of the USG: a rancid mixture of trolling, cruelty, propaganda, and crass jokes about the human suffering they’re creating” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
"Which poem is that?"
Trust me, you know it.
Trust me, you know it.
Don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty alarmed that we've apparently arrived at the end of that Martin Niemöller poem...
January 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
"Which poem is that?"
Trust me, you know it.
Trust me, you know it.
Don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty alarmed that we've apparently arrived at the end of that Martin Niemöller poem...
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty alarmed that we've apparently arrived at the end of that Martin Niemöller poem...