Worrier Queen
@angermonkey.bsky.social
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When they go low, we dig trenches.
When they go low, we dig trenches.
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Worrier Queen
@angermonkey.bsky.social
· Jul 15
If you're curious what kind of friend I am, I'm the friend who gets these kinds of texts:
My partner @francisfernandez.com and I have a glorious two+ weeks entirely off of work. We have declared this Feral Fortnight, in which we're basically doing whatever we feel like. Sleep in! Have a day drink! Hike at noon on a Tuesday! Play video games all night!
Feral Fortnight! LIVE YOUR BLISS!
Feral Fortnight! LIVE YOUR BLISS!
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My partner @francisfernandez.com and I have a glorious two+ weeks entirely off of work. We have declared this Feral Fortnight, in which we're basically doing whatever we feel like. Sleep in! Have a day drink! Hike at noon on a Tuesday! Play video games all night!
Feral Fortnight! LIVE YOUR BLISS!
Feral Fortnight! LIVE YOUR BLISS!
How does Gary Cole look so good in A Man on the Inside??? He looks about 5 minutes older than he did in Office Space and that was TWENTY SIX YEARS AGO.
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How does Gary Cole look so good in A Man on the Inside??? He looks about 5 minutes older than he did in Office Space and that was TWENTY SIX YEARS AGO.
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
This is one hell of a sentence. And mental image
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is one hell of a sentence. And mental image
"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die..."
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die..."
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This is the most toxic combination of right wing “You already know everything and college exists to validate it and credential you” and liberal “students are customers and the university exists to cater to them” shit on earth. It’s a big part of the reason higher Ed is so cooked.
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is the most toxic combination of right wing “You already know everything and college exists to validate it and credential you” and liberal “students are customers and the university exists to cater to them” shit on earth. It’s a big part of the reason higher Ed is so cooked.
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“I don’t need this course” motherfucker you take your laundry home for your mom to do it. Shut the fuck up.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“I don’t need this course” motherfucker you take your laundry home for your mom to do it. Shut the fuck up.
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More to the point, this culture of students showing up to college at 18 believing they know what courses they need to take is ludicrous in its face, yet here we are.
You’re 3 months out of high school. In terms of insight and understanding of adult life you are effectively a toddler.
You’re 3 months out of high school. In terms of insight and understanding of adult life you are effectively a toddler.
A liberal arts education is designed to make you a better person, not train you to do a job.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
More to the point, this culture of students showing up to college at 18 believing they know what courses they need to take is ludicrous in its face, yet here we are.
You’re 3 months out of high school. In terms of insight and understanding of adult life you are effectively a toddler.
You’re 3 months out of high school. In terms of insight and understanding of adult life you are effectively a toddler.
Happy Turn Literal Garbage Into Delicious Food Day, aka Chicken Stock Day!
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy Turn Literal Garbage Into Delicious Food Day, aka Chicken Stock Day!
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The constitutional right for Republicans to win elections no matter how hostile the electorate is against them
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The constitutional right for Republicans to win elections no matter how hostile the electorate is against them
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United Healthcare very on brand here denying me that stitches to close me up after cancer surgery were not medically necessary. #UnitedHealthcare #UHC @unitedhealtcare.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
United Healthcare very on brand here denying me that stitches to close me up after cancer surgery were not medically necessary. #UnitedHealthcare #UHC @unitedhealtcare.bsky.social
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
"I'm gonna go hop in the... Body... Laundry?"
Shower. The word I was reaching for was "shower."
Shower. The word I was reaching for was "shower."
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"I'm gonna go hop in the... Body... Laundry?"
Shower. The word I was reaching for was "shower."
Shower. The word I was reaching for was "shower."
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You know what media is NOT bending the knee in the Trump era? College journalists! The Harvard Crimson's brutal takedown of the lecherous ex-prez Larry Summers is just the latest example of students showing a failing 'grown-up' media how it's done
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
College journalism exposes the rot of ‘grown-ups’ | Will Bunch Newsletter
Plus a history lesson on the real ‘Charlotte’s Web,’ and fascism,
www.inquirer.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You know what media is NOT bending the knee in the Trump era? College journalists! The Harvard Crimson's brutal takedown of the lecherous ex-prez Larry Summers is just the latest example of students showing a failing 'grown-up' media how it's done
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
Here's a thing you should know about me personally: I hate Elizabeth Holmes.
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
what
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Here's a thing you should know about me personally: I hate Elizabeth Holmes.
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
Get you a man that will walk around your house on a Saturday night wearing bright red shorty-shorts that say "ORGASM DONOR" on them.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Get you a man that will walk around your house on a Saturday night wearing bright red shorty-shorts that say "ORGASM DONOR" on them.
HEY! I KNOW THESE GUYS.
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
HEY! I KNOW THESE GUYS.
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
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WELP.
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
WELP.
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
I spent $25 on a clearanced 5ft tall posable skeleton today, so I THINK I'm living my best possible life.
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I spent $25 on a clearanced 5ft tall posable skeleton today, so I THINK I'm living my best possible life.
Why would they call it a "Steam Machine" when "Sauna" was right there?
I would have also accepted "Hot Box."
I would have also accepted "Hot Box."
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why would they call it a "Steam Machine" when "Sauna" was right there?
I would have also accepted "Hot Box."
I would have also accepted "Hot Box."
I think the How to Tie Your Shoes episode of Going Deep with David Rees (is he on BlueSky???) might be the best hour of non-fiction TV made in the last decade.
I actually tie my shoes differently because of that show.
I actually tie my shoes differently because of that show.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think the How to Tie Your Shoes episode of Going Deep with David Rees (is he on BlueSky???) might be the best hour of non-fiction TV made in the last decade.
I actually tie my shoes differently because of that show.
I actually tie my shoes differently because of that show.
The 50 year mortgage is just a strategy to ensure any generational wealth a family generates from home ownership gets slurped up by the banking industry instead of being passed on to the next generation. It's a way to deny economic mobility.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The 50 year mortgage is just a strategy to ensure any generational wealth a family generates from home ownership gets slurped up by the banking industry instead of being passed on to the next generation. It's a way to deny economic mobility.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.