"Rigid grille structure," eh? 😬

Just so you know: I have been drinking and Francis is MAKING me do this.

RIP my search history.

This is the most toxic combination of right wing “You already know everything and college exists to validate it and credential you” and liberal “students are customers and the university exists to cater to them” shit on earth. It’s a big part of the reason higher Ed is so cooked.

“I don’t need this course” motherfucker you take your laundry home for your mom to do it. Shut the fuck up.

Katie, that is not a dog, that is a Muppet.

YUP.

Gurl. I do not know how you do it. And also: you're clearly doing it well because I KNOW they don't know about your self-inflicted hypothermia plans.

Ready or Not is LEGIT great.

I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOUUU.

EXECUTE! THOSE! FUNCTIONS!

I like the idea of a "body laundry." Like, do I just hop in a drum and get gently agitated with appropriate detergents?

...I just reinvented the hot tub, didn't I?

Also: she literally bullied her lab manager to death.