Well, *I* think I'm hilarious anyway 😅

#imadeameme #meme #cat #dog #spider #funny #thatlastoneisquestionable #makemydoggogoviral #discover #dohashtagsworkhere?

Getting high is bad for me. I dream up new conspiracies, like what if cutting benefits to low-income citizens is part of an end-game to drive them to homelessness, then government-run housing. They'll be given a wonderful opportunity to pay their share via working off the debt like the bad old days.

Who do we think will begin investing in newer and better iron lung technology, once FDA approval for the polio vaccine has been revoked?

Oh, to be a sweet little cat on a fine cold #Caturday morning, safe and snug as a bug in a rug in a giant #comainducer nest of your own construction.

My brain, randomly: Man, it must be fucking FREEZING by now up in Yellowstone. I sure hope that sweet little chipmunk I encountered randomly over the summer is staying warm and safe. 🥺🥺🥺

Last time I went to Olive Garden, I made the grave mistake of getting distracted while the waiter was grating parm into my soup. Rather than say anything he just... kept going. There was a fuckton of cheese, which I scooped onto a saucer. This more than carried me through the rest of the meal. Oops!

You know what really sucks? Being called lazy by someone who knows you (and should fucking well know better) when you are chronically ill.

Yeah sure, I really WANT to stay in bed all day and accomplish nothing while life piles up. I didn't do enough of that during my teenage years.