kat (astrally)
@animalparty.bsky.social
phantom menace apologist // she/her
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i can’t eat lettuce w/ the current state of my crohn’s and this is KILLING me lmaoooo
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i can’t eat lettuce w/ the current state of my crohn’s and this is KILLING me lmaoooo
it’s really dumb how our brains are at their peak by the time we’re like 12, but it explains why i still have extensive knowledge of h*rry potter lore, shady neopets dealings, weezer lyrics, and an entire DK book’s worth about dog breeds, but don’t remember shit about anything i learned in college
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
it’s really dumb how our brains are at their peak by the time we’re like 12, but it explains why i still have extensive knowledge of h*rry potter lore, shady neopets dealings, weezer lyrics, and an entire DK book’s worth about dog breeds, but don’t remember shit about anything i learned in college
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spent the literal last minute of 2025 pooping and i can’t think of a more appropriate send off tbh
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
spent the literal last minute of 2025 pooping and i can’t think of a more appropriate send off tbh
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IT'S NEW YEARS DAY!
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
IT'S NEW YEARS DAY!
2026 will be the year i finally come to terms with having the side profile of a bob’s burgers character
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
2026 will be the year i finally come to terms with having the side profile of a bob’s burgers character
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Yeah sure I'll post this youtube.com/shorts/XB1HIgFj9-8
Living like it’s the early 2000s
YouTube video by Sarah Z
youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Yeah sure I'll post this youtube.com/shorts/XB1HIgFj9-8
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You want me to look back on 2025? The thing that doomed Orpheus? The thing that turned Lot’s wife to salt?
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You want me to look back on 2025? The thing that doomed Orpheus? The thing that turned Lot’s wife to salt?
WE GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE FULLA POKEBALLS
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
WE GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE FULLA POKEBALLS
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adam: “do you think he’ll ever get a promotion?”
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
adam: “do you think he’ll ever get a promotion?”
started watching from and oh no the priest is hot
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
started watching from and oh no the priest is hot
no one:
everybody’s hands in dragon age origins:
everybody’s hands in dragon age origins:
a green gorilla with glowing eyes is holding a microphone in the dark .
ALT: a green gorilla with glowing eyes is holding a microphone in the dark .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
no one:
everybody’s hands in dragon age origins:
everybody’s hands in dragon age origins:
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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I don't believe in stigmata but it would be cool if it happened to me. I'd be like folks you're not gonna believe this. I'd go on all the news programs and be like, look at this. look at me.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't believe in stigmata but it would be cool if it happened to me. I'd be like folks you're not gonna believe this. I'd go on all the news programs and be like, look at this. look at me.
in other news d*olingo is apparently pulling a publicity stunt where they hung their banners on 4 closed hooters restaurants and the way i learned that was by passing by the one 5 minutes from my house 🤡
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
in other news d*olingo is apparently pulling a publicity stunt where they hung their banners on 4 closed hooters restaurants and the way i learned that was by passing by the one 5 minutes from my house 🤡
i’ve ordered merch from multiple sources this past week and one supplier stands heads and shoulders above the rest. shirt was shipped and delivered before the others even left processing, AND used by far the most ethical means to make and send said shirt.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i’ve ordered merch from multiple sources this past week and one supplier stands heads and shoulders above the rest. shirt was shipped and delivered before the others even left processing, AND used by far the most ethical means to make and send said shirt.
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so what are our thoughts on asha right now / can i finally drop my credentials and be free
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
so what are our thoughts on asha right now / can i finally drop my credentials and be free
i got some toad&co chaka pants and i am 1) officially a grandma and 2) the comfiest i’ve ever been in pants
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i got some toad&co chaka pants and i am 1) officially a grandma and 2) the comfiest i’ve ever been in pants
when i order clothes online i always order 1-2 sizes up out of caution and then am massive pikachu face whenever they arrive and end up actually being 3-4 sizes too big
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
when i order clothes online i always order 1-2 sizes up out of caution and then am massive pikachu face whenever they arrive and end up actually being 3-4 sizes too big
mid-life crisis for me looks like regressing back to my twee days in 2010. i’m going to look like a decrepit potbelly pig who rolled around in jess day’s closet and i don’t EVEN much care
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
mid-life crisis for me looks like regressing back to my twee days in 2010. i’m going to look like a decrepit potbelly pig who rolled around in jess day’s closet and i don’t EVEN much care
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥