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Girlfriends new band is called asymptomatic oral chlamydia
My "I did not give my girlfriend asymptomatic oral chlamydia" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
Merry Christmas my dad just sent a link to a Laura Loomer tweet.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merry Christmas my dad just sent a link to a Laura Loomer tweet.
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Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.
Fairly certain I’ve been awake for sixteen years.
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Fairly certain I’ve been awake for sixteen years.
my kingdom for alla vodka
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my kingdom for alla vodka
I can see where I was storing my Sufjan Christmas set two cars ago, but in this car? Good luck, buddy.
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I can see where I was storing my Sufjan Christmas set two cars ago, but in this car? Good luck, buddy.
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Clearing the side of the bed that’s covered in clothes to fill the void of sleeping alone and I’ve located no less than four bras and three bandanas. More to come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Clearing the side of the bed that’s covered in clothes to fill the void of sleeping alone and I’ve located no less than four bras and three bandanas. More to come.
It looks like the heavens could rain down at any moment and in the distance, an ice cream truck is playing the spookiest possible music.
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It looks like the heavens could rain down at any moment and in the distance, an ice cream truck is playing the spookiest possible music.
I keep thinking I have a bow in my hair but no it's my croakies because I thought I'd need to wear a mask at work today.
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I keep thinking I have a bow in my hair but no it's my croakies because I thought I'd need to wear a mask at work today.
I don’t know if I’m sick or it’s the fucking air quality trying to kill me so I sang Semi-Charmed Life on my drive to work and fucking nailed it so, I’m fine actually.
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t know if I’m sick or it’s the fucking air quality trying to kill me so I sang Semi-Charmed Life on my drive to work and fucking nailed it so, I’m fine actually.
I am absolutely locked the fuck in and by that I mean near death
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I am absolutely locked the fuck in and by that I mean near death
Boyfriend’s making bread and I’m not sure a man has ever been more hot.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Boyfriend’s making bread and I’m not sure a man has ever been more hot.
There’s a Black phoebe escorting me to my car right now, like some sort of goth Snow White. Although I think Snow White is kind of defaulted to goth actually.
December 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There’s a Black phoebe escorting me to my car right now, like some sort of goth Snow White. Although I think Snow White is kind of defaulted to goth actually.
Work and boyfriend got my screen time cut in half, hooray for one of those.
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Work and boyfriend got my screen time cut in half, hooray for one of those.
Ok a song where it’s just me screaming à la La Dispute “he said ‘DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP?’ HE SAID ‘DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR TIL YOU FALL ASLEEP DARLING”
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ok a song where it’s just me screaming à la La Dispute “he said ‘DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP?’ HE SAID ‘DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR TIL YOU FALL ASLEEP DARLING”
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
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You know I’m down bad because hearing my boyfriend snore is bringing me joy.
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You know I’m down bad because hearing my boyfriend snore is bringing me joy.
You'll realize things have gone off the rails when I start chirping like R2-D2.
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You'll realize things have gone off the rails when I start chirping like R2-D2.
Girlfriend in a coma (bath) I know, I know, it’s serious(ly relaxing)
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Girlfriend in a coma (bath) I know, I know, it’s serious(ly relaxing)
In the Trader Joe’s muttering “cheeses for my meeces.”
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In the Trader Joe’s muttering “cheeses for my meeces.”
The words “performance balaclava” got me real good in Dick’s rn.
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The words “performance balaclava” got me real good in Dick’s rn.
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