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Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
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I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.

NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
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My kids like turnip head
A page from Mo Willems’ “I Will Take A Nap.” Piggie is a floating turnip head.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Charged for Seduction, convicted for Adultery.
Frank Sinatra’s mugshot. He’s very handsome.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Hi blonde I’m gay
Me and my wife in front of the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade turkey. We’re both platinum blonde and I’m wearing a powder blue coat.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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High key nailed it
3 kids at a table full of Thanksgiving food, with a ham, a turkey, a turkey breast, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, gravy, dressing, and dinner rolls. I am so tired.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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It’s true lol
Me with short, curled blonde hair and a powder blue wool princess coat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Someone asked my wife if I was dressed as Principal Weems for Halloween and my wife had to say no, that’s just how she dresses.
Principal Weems in the tv show Wednesday played by Gwendoline Christie. We don’t look much alike besides being fair skinned ladies with platinum blonde hair but that is okay, all platinum blonde white women in red lipstick are interchangeable.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The Zandelions are all fired up for the parade now!
3 excited kids in front of the Derpy balloon which is mostly inflated.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If you followed me because you think I’m funny please note I am also hot.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Thinking about her.
Lili St Cyr doing her famous bathtub act. She got arrested for doing this at one point and the mug shot is STUNNING obviously, what a babe. I’m so jealous of this prop, I want a stage bathtub.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This pink fringe with silver tinsel, every time I finish a new costume piece I’m so pleased!
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I will always be like this, I will never get better.
The meme where a guy is checking out a girl in front of his girlfriend but it’s me with new act ideas when I already have a project pile at home.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Tom blocked me rather than defend his position which is a choice.
I AM SCARED OF LOSING MY UNBALANCED SHARE OF VOICE AND I AM MAKING IT EVERYONE ELSE’S PROBLEM BECAUSE I’M TOO CHICKENSHIT TO ADMIT I AM RACIST. Tom Nichols: I didn’t say the majority, I just don’t want Brooklyn telling me how big my big gulps can be. I also don’t want Texas telling me what my school books have to say. I am mystified that you
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Science butt part two
Me doing middle splits, my butt looks pretty good
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Science butt
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Science titties #2
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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They’re not done yet don’t be mean
Pale pink glove with hot pink fringe and pale pink rhinestones
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Science titties
3 burlesque dancers posing in pasties and fancy dancing panties
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Wait that means it’s nine years since I started wearing winged liner to deliver babies! Wet and wild breakup proof liquid eyeliner is the GOAT.
Me holding a brand new baby girl who is NINE today! We are in a hospital bed. She is howling and I am so exhausted I could die but my eyeliner is still great. Giving birth is awful, skip to the raising children bit if you can.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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As the continuing reigning queen of wearing makeup in high stress activities, let me present “after six hours of continuous waterslides until the youngest fell asleep”
Me, soaking wet with a small child asleep in my lap. I’m wearing Anastasia Beverly Hills eyebrow pomade, Heroine Make long and curl mascara, NYX lip lingerie liquid matte lipstick, and dermablend concealer mixed into Biore uv aqua rich sunscreen. I have yet to find a water resistant blush or contour please let me know if you do!
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This you:
Black Pomeranian puppy in the grass
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Face card, no cash no credit
Me in a green, satin gown in a secret performance space
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I could go for elevenses
We’ve had one obituary, yes But what about second obituary?
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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This isn’t what I was looking for but I’m going to cosplay Hedy Lamarr now that I found it!
Silver stars next to the red showgirl backpack I keep in the costume closet. Someone should hire me for a backpack showgirl gig, I would be thrilled.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Important breaking news: my wife is still REALLY hot. @nadiazand.bsky.social
My wife and I trick or treating, I am a leopard and she is a sexy demon. We’re both very blonde.
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Everyone knew she was Kuromi 💖
Me and my oldest in Halloween costumes. She is Kuromi and I’m a leopard.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM