Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
Exotic shorthairs are the cutest omg
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Exotic shorthairs are the cutest omg
In my experience you jump out of the cake and everyone cheers!
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
In my experience you jump out of the cake and everyone cheers!
My kids like turnip head
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My kids like turnip head
This is the kind of lady I am
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is the kind of lady I am
My Aslan is 7 and has glorious hair! He’s only had one haircut so far in his life.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My Aslan is 7 and has glorious hair! He’s only had one haircut so far in his life.
The amount of hairspray I use, I would die from the head down.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The amount of hairspray I use, I would die from the head down.
Wait wait wait I have a new favorite post today
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Wait wait wait I have a new favorite post today
I’m too flammable, Godspeed
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m too flammable, Godspeed
I think this is gay in the sense where it’s insulting, like you’re gay if you like it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think this is gay in the sense where it’s insulting, like you’re gay if you like it.
I usually identify my kids by their ages online because it’s more relatable to other parents, but the Zandelions all have fantastic future adult names.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I usually identify my kids by their ages online because it’s more relatable to other parents, but the Zandelions all have fantastic future adult names.
I found it by searching the optometrist name! If I had a better brain I would have saved it in the folder where I keep their other important documents.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I found it by searching the optometrist name! If I had a better brain I would have saved it in the folder where I keep their other important documents.
Rage bait, this cannot be serious
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Rage bait, this cannot be serious
They prey on queer performers and the producers are TRASH.
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They prey on queer performers and the producers are TRASH.
Multiple performers in this documentary bring their parents to shows and I am horrified!
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Multiple performers in this documentary bring their parents to shows and I am horrified!
I’m watching a burlesque documentary
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m watching a burlesque documentary
@thequeso.bsky.social I’m live posting
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@thequeso.bsky.social I’m live posting
No they should hire this burlesque performer in Portland, I can’t do all that
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
No they should hire this burlesque performer in Portland, I can’t do all that
I’m live posting this documentary
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m live posting this documentary