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Anna Zand Will Haunt You

@annazand.bsky.social

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I’m a legendary sex symbol who hasn’t died yet. I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet. NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · Sep 2

I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.

Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Sep 2

You could be someone's light in the darkness.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 4h

I assume Bob Mackie but I do not know

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 4h

Well you run for fun, I could never

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 4h

Ms Natasha is a precious treasure

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 4h

I am dead, this is everything

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 4h

This is my favorite post today wow wow wow wow

LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 16h

Carroll Baker at the London premiere of The Carpetbaggers (1964)

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 5h

If you can find a teacher who loves teaching adults it will change your life.

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah sex is great but have you ever had a teacher drill down on technique corrections for ninety minutes until you are gasping for air?

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

Girl who is running late for ballet because she sent her first out of office note in over a year

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 9h

I am picturing a sauropod straight up snatching a small pterosaur out of the sky

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 9h

Very inspirational hair

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 9h

Horses totally do this, too!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 10h

I wonder how many of them were also opportunistic omnivores. Getting eaten by like an apatosaurus instead of a classic carnivore would make me mad.

Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 11h

As a paleontology enthusiast I always find it funny how pop culture constantly describes large herbivorous dinosaurs as "gentle giants" when most of our current living herbivorous megafauna are some of the most physically dangerous and temperamental creatures on the planet.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 17h

horses can SERIOUSLY injure you with their jaws - do not ever antagonize enormous animals with opinions

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

Holy crap that sounds like the best thing ever

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I need 2-3 bites for a chicken egg

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair I don’t know anyone with good self control around deviled eggs!

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I would also top out around six, I don’t think I’ve eaten a whole dozen since I was a growing kid.

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I also do eat pigs but don’t eat octopus, for the same reasons!

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

8 just texted me Slay for the first time I am crushing parenting

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 1d

The United States president, who is a pedophile, is currently leading a government shutdown because he is semi-illiterate and professionally destitute in the basic functions of civil government and his lackeys are refusing to remediate this because it would reveal that said president is a pedophile.