Anne Victoria Clark
@annevclark.bsky.social
Vulture writer and producer and union member. You know, one of THOSE.
I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.
On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"
This is a huge responsibility.
This is a huge responsibility.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"
This is a huge responsibility.
This is a huge responsibility.
Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.
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In April 2020, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gave his empty pandemic campaign office on Steinway to my friend Macaela as a home for her new Astoria Food Pantry. Five 1/2 years later, the pantry is still a vital source for mutual aid, and Mamdani is going to be Mayor! www.astoriafoodpantry.com
ASTORIA FOOD PANTRY
Information about Astoria Food Pantry in Astoria, Queens, NY. We are a mutual aid group and provide food, clothes, books, diapers and more, as well as community events and a space where artists and or...
www.astoriafoodpantry.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In April 2020, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gave his empty pandemic campaign office on Steinway to my friend Macaela as a home for her new Astoria Food Pantry. Five 1/2 years later, the pantry is still a vital source for mutual aid, and Mamdani is going to be Mayor! www.astoriafoodpantry.com
See, every ten years or so some young, energetic progressive talks about taxing the already very rich and wins in a landslide. Then the Democrats go "hmmm must've been the font"
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
See, every ten years or so some young, energetic progressive talks about taxing the already very rich and wins in a landslide. Then the Democrats go "hmmm must've been the font"
Suddenly I am deeply concerned Curtis Sliwa will be president.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Suddenly I am deeply concerned Curtis Sliwa will be president.
Mamdani's celebration party is in downtown Brooklyn because this is what happens when a guy from Astoria gets cool: he starts making you ride the train for an hour to Brooklyn to hang out with him.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mamdani's celebration party is in downtown Brooklyn because this is what happens when a guy from Astoria gets cool: he starts making you ride the train for an hour to Brooklyn to hang out with him.
Engaging in the traditional Halloween ceremony of watching Rocky Horror and screaming about how Tim Curry is a once in-a-generation talent.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Engaging in the traditional Halloween ceremony of watching Rocky Horror and screaming about how Tim Curry is a once in-a-generation talent.
the mafia using x-rays to cheat at poker and thieves doing a louvre heist, the matrix is very clearly running out of ideas. what's next, celebs in space??
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the mafia using x-rays to cheat at poker and thieves doing a louvre heist, the matrix is very clearly running out of ideas. what's next, celebs in space??
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Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
I can't have kids bc I'd be too tempted to give them wrong information like "COVID is a disease Tom Hanks gave everyone so they had to close all the movie theaters for a year"
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can't have kids bc I'd be too tempted to give them wrong information like "COVID is a disease Tom Hanks gave everyone so they had to close all the movie theaters for a year"
New York Post (winds up fist) I swear to GOD
October 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
New York Post (winds up fist) I swear to GOD
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
I think instead of spending $50-60 million per episode of Stranger Things we (as a culture and an economy) should make 150 episodes of The Chair Company
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I think instead of spending $50-60 million per episode of Stranger Things we (as a culture and an economy) should make 150 episodes of The Chair Company
the really great thing about this is now every physical therapy appointment starts with a 5 minute deep dive into a song we like, today was father figure bc we BOTH were listening to it when we walked in and had to pause it AT THE SAME PART. what a magical week this has been.
if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the really great thing about this is now every physical therapy appointment starts with a 5 minute deep dive into a song we like, today was father figure bc we BOTH were listening to it when we walked in and had to pause it AT THE SAME PART. what a magical week this has been.
if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.
I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.
The only person I think has any right to be actually mad at this Taylor Swift album is Nicole Kidman. Imagine the Taylor Swift album that comes out during your divorce is her being all like "isn't it great marrying an awesome hot dude" I'd be incandescent.
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The only person I think has any right to be actually mad at this Taylor Swift album is Nicole Kidman. Imagine the Taylor Swift album that comes out during your divorce is her being all like "isn't it great marrying an awesome hot dude" I'd be incandescent.
Me enjoying Taylor Swift's very fun new song called 'wood'
me when taylor swift releases a song called 'wood'
October 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me enjoying Taylor Swift's very fun new song called 'wood'
Taylor reuniting with Max Martin certainly is good news for music. Even better news for music would be her somehow breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal again. THOSE were some gd songs, baby.
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Taylor reuniting with Max Martin certainly is good news for music. Even better news for music would be her somehow breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal again. THOSE were some gd songs, baby.
Wait, they shut down the government for the Taylor Swift album? Okay even I think this is going too far.
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Wait, they shut down the government for the Taylor Swift album? Okay even I think this is going too far.
Becky Lynch and Taylor Swift both turned heel this year AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Becky Lynch and Taylor Swift both turned heel this year AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT
I am ready for Evil Taylor Swift. I have wanted this for so long. I want her to fight everyone. I want her to bully ME. I want her to be the one that sets off the nukes that finally end our civilization while she sings about her p*ssy being WET FROM HATE.
October 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I am ready for Evil Taylor Swift. I have wanted this for so long. I want her to fight everyone. I want her to bully ME. I want her to be the one that sets off the nukes that finally end our civilization while she sings about her p*ssy being WET FROM HATE.
"i take money from saudi and don't feel bad bc america does bad stuff too" oh grow up. we all know the reason you don't feel bad is that you love being rich more than you care about people you don't know having rights. cut the SHIT!
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"i take money from saudi and don't feel bad bc america does bad stuff too" oh grow up. we all know the reason you don't feel bad is that you love being rich more than you care about people you don't know having rights. cut the SHIT!
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Wow their ideological spectrum goes all the way from the far-right to the right
Post’s new opinions editor explains how they support Republicans and Democrats at different points … with interesting examples
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wow their ideological spectrum goes all the way from the far-right to the right