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Nothing matters, the Sun will explode and then collapse eventually no matter what we say or do. Eat Arby’s.
#ALLCAPS facing an old friend in net tonight 😂
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My opponent is done, and I have a 29-point lead plus Kyren Williams, who is projected to score ~15 points. Does the 99%-to-win/%1-to-lose imply that Yahoo projects the probability of Kyren Williams rushing for -300 yards or fumbling 15 times, or some combination thereof, as a 1-in-100 event?
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
what kinda birdbox shit is this, gates?
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Tennessee is absolutely dumptrucking Florida. 28-0 midway through the 2nd. This stat sheet reads like a snuff film.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This might be the largest halftime point spread I have ever seen.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
LOL you might wanna revisit this one, Yahoo
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What really sucks is that we are 12 days out from NSD. The time to make a coaching change, if you were going to do it, was a month ago. Pulling the trigger now, in this market, on this timeline, is as stupid as keeping him for another year. Either way, stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It. Is. Gameday*.

(*on a Friday for some dumb reason)

#GoNoles
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My red-hat uncle posted this (I assume unironically) to Facebook, and y’all, he is SO CLOSE to getting it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Y’all remember Wide Neck? These reminders of a simpler, gentler time popped up in my Timehop today.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
dammit Spain, why
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
holy crap, curiosity box, calm tf down
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
LOL
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Absolutely not. #RaiseHail
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Does this mean that we have to give THEM a free Slurpee?
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
it is gameday, my sisters and my brothers

#goNoles
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Math?
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Volleyball
November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Imagine having to root for this guy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Gather round, kids, and let me tell you about the last time Mike Norvell coached FSU to a win in an ACC game.
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Unpopular opinion: Really glad to see the traditional home unis tonight. #GoNoles
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM