anthony jesús martinez
@anth.bsky.social
sorry I forgot to tweet about the phoenix suns earlier, I got the zoomies
Formerly: AZ dems, ppact, HFA, acronym
Formerly: AZ dems, ppact, HFA, acronym
If we’re screwing Canada in the World Series like this we may as well slap another 20% tariff on while we’re at it. FTD
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If we’re screwing Canada in the World Series like this we may as well slap another 20% tariff on while we’re at it. FTD
Joe Flacco after watching the lions get a 7th touchdown off the play action
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Joe Flacco after watching the lions get a 7th touchdown off the play action
I honestly don’t think anything’s gonna happen today at 2 bc the White House leaks an incredible amount
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I honestly don’t think anything’s gonna happen today at 2 bc the White House leaks an incredible amount
Something about getting into motion always feels safe
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Something about getting into motion always feels safe
I love you diamondbacks, you goddamn bums
July 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I love you diamondbacks, you goddamn bums
the one thing that I truly think the world lost when twitter died is news. I'm old enough to remember when the web felt small enough to get by with google news, and then twitter, and now even search feels like watching gas station tv
July 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the one thing that I truly think the world lost when twitter died is news. I'm old enough to remember when the web felt small enough to get by with google news, and then twitter, and now even search feels like watching gas station tv
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no reason not to primary chuck schumer now
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
no reason not to primary chuck schumer now
Love Zohran but it drives me crazy when people act like he is following a simple formula that other dems just have to follow. The moment is always a subtle thing
June 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Love Zohran but it drives me crazy when people act like he is following a simple formula that other dems just have to follow. The moment is always a subtle thing
Ah yes, someone finally figured out how to make the most republican sunglasses 100x worse
Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer www.theverge.com/news/690133/...
June 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ah yes, someone finally figured out how to make the most republican sunglasses 100x worse
one of these for my house but it’s human sized and instead of water it’s a geek bar
June 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
one of these for my house but it’s human sized and instead of water it’s a geek bar
What happens when u fire all the cool people at the forestry service
June 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What happens when u fire all the cool people at the forestry service
We are 16 games into the 2025 mlb season and Geraldo Perdomo has more homers than Bobby Witt jr, just as we all expected
April 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We are 16 games into the 2025 mlb season and Geraldo Perdomo has more homers than Bobby Witt jr, just as we all expected
The Arizona diamondbacks
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Arizona diamondbacks
Trump unironically embracing juche
From WH pool: Trump is considering tariffs on pharmaceuticals
April 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump unironically embracing juche
Reminder that the marlins paid a Zac gallen to get jazz chisholm and ended up selling him to the Yankees for a trash bag of random prospects
March 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reminder that the marlins paid a Zac gallen to get jazz chisholm and ended up selling him to the Yankees for a trash bag of random prospects
I dislike Pete crow-Armstrong because he looks like he would be cast as a villain in the reacher-verse
March 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I dislike Pete crow-Armstrong because he looks like he would be cast as a villain in the reacher-verse
When someone asks if I’ve tried the new Miyazaki filter yet
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When someone asks if I’ve tried the new Miyazaki filter yet
The bird knew something about Jake McCarthy
A bird pooped on my dbacks cap today as I was wearing it, in what can only be interpreted as a good omen for the season
March 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The bird knew something about Jake McCarthy
A bird pooped on my dbacks cap today as I was wearing it, in what can only be interpreted as a good omen for the season
March 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A bird pooped on my dbacks cap today as I was wearing it, in what can only be interpreted as a good omen for the season
“Houthi PC small group” bout to pop off as a dc bar trivia group name this week
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Houthi PC small group” bout to pop off as a dc bar trivia group name this week
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New idea for spreading rotating sandwiches @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
New idea for spreading rotating sandwiches @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com