anthony jesús martinez
@anth.bsky.social
sorry I forgot to tweet about the phoenix suns earlier, I got the zoomies
Formerly: AZ dems, ppact, HFA, acronym
Formerly: AZ dems, ppact, HFA, acronym
One must imagine a sun demon to me at least a little trans friendly
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One must imagine a sun demon to me at least a little trans friendly
Extra fuckin gentle covid
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Extra fuckin gentle covid
I consult this when I’m at the grocery store applerankings.com
Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange
The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.
applerankings.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I consult this when I’m at the grocery store applerankings.com
if you're looking for date ranges, I can see if I can whip up something with the api real quick. links too but that might take longer
September 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
if you're looking for date ranges, I can see if I can whip up something with the api real quick. links too but that might take longer
the first time I visited dc the hotel had free hot toddys in the lobby and my life was changed
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the first time I visited dc the hotel had free hot toddys in the lobby and my life was changed
We should expand the third amendment to include this
August 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We should expand the third amendment to include this
Are you guys doing how to win friends and influence people?!
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Are you guys doing how to win friends and influence people?!
Im in training to drive a bus and a ‘mo cut me off last week, feels like an inflection point of some kind
August 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Im in training to drive a bus and a ‘mo cut me off last week, feels like an inflection point of some kind
I honestly did not realize it was so low, dang
August 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I honestly did not realize it was so low, dang
Incels and the incel curious don’t actually want companions as much as they want to inflict suffering on women in their worlds
August 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Incels and the incel curious don’t actually want companions as much as they want to inflict suffering on women in their worlds
The financial considerations were impossible to dismiss
July 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The financial considerations were impossible to dismiss
Looks almost like a pale verde beetle, great bug great bug
July 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Looks almost like a pale verde beetle, great bug great bug
Taco inflation (restaurants in general) is near crisis levels, if you sense you’re at a bougier than average place (the menu mentions aioli or “skirt steak”) than you might have to revise upwards about 40%
July 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Taco inflation (restaurants in general) is near crisis levels, if you sense you’re at a bougier than average place (the menu mentions aioli or “skirt steak”) than you might have to revise upwards about 40%
You gotta sniff out the taco size from context clues, 2$ taco is definitely smaller than 4$ taco- I generally shoot for about 12$ worth of taco
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You gotta sniff out the taco size from context clues, 2$ taco is definitely smaller than 4$ taco- I generally shoot for about 12$ worth of taco
it screams assistant to me, "ghislaine says she needs a letter from us, write me something that makes me sound clever- lemme see? you know what, slap some tits on there it'll be so funny"
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
it screams assistant to me, "ghislaine says she needs a letter from us, write me something that makes me sound clever- lemme see? you know what, slap some tits on there it'll be so funny"
god thank you for also realizing this! dude hasn't written anything more abstract than a golf scorecard in his whole life
July 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
god thank you for also realizing this! dude hasn't written anything more abstract than a golf scorecard in his whole life
Thanks for the response! Reading that thread though makes me think that it’s perhaps a less apt example with it being harder to connect direct action to the human suffering of the climate crisis
July 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanks for the response! Reading that thread though makes me think that it’s perhaps a less apt example with it being harder to connect direct action to the human suffering of the climate crisis