anthony jesús martinez
@anth.bsky.social
sorry I forgot to tweet about the phoenix suns earlier, I got the zoomies
Formerly: AZ dems, ppact, HFA, acronym
Formerly: AZ dems, ppact, HFA, acronym
Joe Flacco after watching the lions get a 7th touchdown off the play action
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Joe Flacco after watching the lions get a 7th touchdown off the play action
one of these for my house but it’s human sized and instead of water it’s a geek bar
June 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
one of these for my house but it’s human sized and instead of water it’s a geek bar
When someone asks if I’ve tried the new Miyazaki filter yet
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When someone asks if I’ve tried the new Miyazaki filter yet
Today @ the Arizona Capitol: “Have mercy”
February 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Today @ the Arizona Capitol: “Have mercy”
Do you think him and Sam waterson ever used to hang out
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do you think him and Sam waterson ever used to hang out
Thank you mister sissy clit for acknowledging this
January 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Thank you mister sissy clit for acknowledging this
New bot wave just dropped
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
New bot wave just dropped
lmao. trump is apparently the same height and weight as Eric gordon
August 24, 2023 at 11:52 PM
lmao. trump is apparently the same height and weight as Eric gordon
Jose Herrera after catching slade cecconis first strikeout with his penis
August 3, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Jose Herrera after catching slade cecconis first strikeout with his penis
Spurs PR to all 00’s pop stars:
July 6, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Spurs PR to all 00’s pop stars:
twitter comms department head (desperately searching LinkedIn for "job openings H1B ok"): "le epic response to woke journalists everywhere FTW sir 😂 ill get right on it"
July 1, 2023 at 8:59 PM
twitter comms department head (desperately searching LinkedIn for "job openings H1B ok"): "le epic response to woke journalists everywhere FTW sir 😂 ill get right on it"
new favorite fangraphs graph just dropped
May 25, 2023 at 3:59 PM
new favorite fangraphs graph just dropped
late to the game but lol at @alice.bsky.sh blowing right past skeet discourse with Bleets
May 23, 2023 at 1:30 AM
late to the game but lol at @alice.bsky.sh blowing right past skeet discourse with Bleets
followed @pfrazee.com and now 17 out of my first 20 skeets on following are @pfrazee.com he is too powerful
May 19, 2023 at 8:39 PM
followed @pfrazee.com and now 17 out of my first 20 skeets on following are @pfrazee.com he is too powerful