anticyclone
@anticyclone.bsky.social
the tuxedo cat is named Meow
note to self if your boss calls you 1 minute after you woke up and asks "oh are you sick?" the answer is probably
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
note to self if your boss calls you 1 minute after you woke up and asks "oh are you sick?" the answer is probably
"why hasn't anticyclone responded to these texts for emergency work coverage" look my friends i don't wake up earlier than i have to
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"why hasn't anticyclone responded to these texts for emergency work coverage" look my friends i don't wake up earlier than i have to
The wind is so bad that all the trash and recycle bins at my building are being blown all around. It's not even worth it to pick them up yet. (They just got emptied this morning.)
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The wind is so bad that all the trash and recycle bins at my building are being blown all around. It's not even worth it to pick them up yet. (They just got emptied this morning.)
My podcasts get the weirdest ads and I can't emphasize enough that I'm currently listening to two adult dudebros talk about new killer protein-rich uncrustable flavors
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My podcasts get the weirdest ads and I can't emphasize enough that I'm currently listening to two adult dudebros talk about new killer protein-rich uncrustable flavors
Overheard in line for a roller coaster: "...and mind you, it was thundering and lightning, and I'd already been struck by lightning, so I was like, I don't want this to happen again!"
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Overheard in line for a roller coaster: "...and mind you, it was thundering and lightning, and I'd already been struck by lightning, so I was like, I don't want this to happen again!"
I am incredibly wet from the hours long downpour but I did stand in a deeply monster infested land during a torrential thunderstorm watching the lights in Victoria Frankenstein's manor flash against the night sky
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I am incredibly wet from the hours long downpour but I did stand in a deeply monster infested land during a torrential thunderstorm watching the lights in Victoria Frankenstein's manor flash against the night sky
What if I just buy an extra bag to check so I can fit souvenirs and also buy dry socks to change into...
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What if I just buy an extra bag to check so I can fit souvenirs and also buy dry socks to change into...
First overheard family disagreement of the day: Whether or not their pet truly reminds everybody of Toothless
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
First overheard family disagreement of the day: Whether or not their pet truly reminds everybody of Toothless
I have once again chickened out of riding Velocicoaster but after trying to hype myself up tonight it ended up pouring rain and like ... rain at 70 mph ...
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have once again chickened out of riding Velocicoaster but after trying to hype myself up tonight it ended up pouring rain and like ... rain at 70 mph ...
I have a lot of questions for the people hanging out directly in front of the coffee pickup counter when 4/5 people already have their drinks
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have a lot of questions for the people hanging out directly in front of the coffee pickup counter when 4/5 people already have their drinks
I am on a plane but my baby is at home!! 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am on a plane but my baby is at home!! 😭
on a flight in the morning and stressed. it is a vacation but i also just want to stay home for a week and cuddle my cat and not answer questions all day
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
on a flight in the morning and stressed. it is a vacation but i also just want to stay home for a week and cuddle my cat and not answer questions all day
😭 I'm watching a video about cat acting and apparently the main cat who played Sassy in Homeward Bound could be motivated by jealousy: if she wasn't hitting her mark they'd bring out one of the doubles and then Tikki would do her move so the other cat wouldn't get the reward
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
😭 I'm watching a video about cat acting and apparently the main cat who played Sassy in Homeward Bound could be motivated by jealousy: if she wasn't hitting her mark they'd bring out one of the doubles and then Tikki would do her move so the other cat wouldn't get the reward
I only get laptop time if I put my knees to my chest and put my laptop on top of my knees
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I only get laptop time if I put my knees to my chest and put my laptop on top of my knees
THEY EMAILED TO CANCEL THE FUCKING MEETING AT 7:54 AM I AM ALREADY ON THE TRAIN
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
THEY EMAILED TO CANCEL THE FUCKING MEETING AT 7:54 AM I AM ALREADY ON THE TRAIN
tl;dr they made a normally online meeting be in person today so naturally I, who normally walks to work, put my T pass somewhere unknowable after the last time I used it
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
tl;dr they made a normally online meeting be in person today so naturally I, who normally walks to work, put my T pass somewhere unknowable after the last time I used it
okay but i actually do have stuff to do
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
okay but i actually do have stuff to do
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
😭 there's a basset hound rescue of New England and they have an annual party called Basset Palooza and you can just! go! and see basset hounds!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
😭 there's a basset hound rescue of New England and they have an annual party called Basset Palooza and you can just! go! and see basset hounds!!
My first fall farm share came! I got a dozen local eggs, local whipped ricotta cheese, and 18 complete mystery apples
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My first fall farm share came! I got a dozen local eggs, local whipped ricotta cheese, and 18 complete mystery apples
I've learned that you can stay in a themed cabin on Knoebels property, like, within walking distance to a roller coaster, and this is my new unhinged travel goal
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I've learned that you can stay in a themed cabin on Knoebels property, like, within walking distance to a roller coaster, and this is my new unhinged travel goal
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Tim Curry voiced Nigel Thornberry??
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tim Curry voiced Nigel Thornberry??