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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 2d

There should be no tax on or profit from medical care - and that includes veterinary medicine.
People are giving up their animals because they can’t afford care for them - not because they never could, but because the cost has gone up so much so quickly. Shelters all over the country are packed.

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 2d

Changing my name to Milhouse because everything comin’ up for me.

a cartoon character says " everything 's comin ' up milhouse " in a flooded room

ALT: a cartoon character says " everything 's comin ' up milhouse " in a flooded room

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3d

i hate it here

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𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕓 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤🌿 @gardenofknots.bsky.social · 4d

show me some of your pink pieces🌸👛🌺🩰🦩🎟️💗🎀

stained glass piece of a pink rose in a glass bottle filled with turquoise water. the background of the rose is a pink and white baroque glass. the piece is finished in black patina

stained glass fern plant stake with light pink & green leaves. the solder on the leaves is in a scalloped designed. the piece is finished in black patina

a stained glass snail plant stake in a houseplant pot. it has a white body and an iridescent pink conic shell. the piece is finished in black patina

a stained glass pink dandelion with 2 green leaves. the solder around the flower and leaves is scalloped. the background of the piece is turquoise. the piece is finished in black patina and is hanging in a window surrounded by houseplants

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tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 5d

“everyone is twelve now” explains every single thing happening. it’s honestly incredible. and I needed a simple explanation because I’m twelve

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𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖘 𝕿.𝕭 🏳️‍⚧️ @enduringflame.bsky.social · 5d

Some of my Halloween carvings I finished recently (working on more!) #spookyseason #spookyart #halloweenart #ghosts #pumpkinseason #cousinitt #theaddamsfamily

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𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖘 𝕿.𝕭 🏳️‍⚧️ @enduringflame.bsky.social · 5d

Work in progress #woodcarving #woodcarver #spooky #coffins

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𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕓 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤🌿 @gardenofknots.bsky.social · 6d

it’s too dangerous to go alone, take this

a spider with a body made of purple glass and legs made of wire and solder. the entire spider is finished in black patina. it’s standing on my hand. on the background there are mushroom pipes and 2 other glass spiders- 1 brown, 1 turquoise- on a white shelf

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 6d

Living alone for once means my dogs get to see how deranged I can really be. I don't think they're fans.

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 9d

I don’t need a 2 page lesson on different tofu firmnesses just give me the damn recipe!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9d

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

Comedian Tim Dillon said on his podcast last month that he signed up for financial reasons.
He said he had been offered "a large sum of money" - $375,000 for one performance - and said that other comedians had been offered as much as $1.6 million. He told his detractors to "get over it," adding, "So what if they have slaves, they're paying me enough to look the other way."
But in an episode of the Tim Dillon Podcast last week, the comedian announced he'd been removed from the lineup for the comments he made about the country's record on slavery.

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 10d

When you lay down to watch a movie but the dogs insist on you refereeing their fight night.

Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 11d

Figuring things out as I go.

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Jordan Morris @jordanmorris.bsky.social · 11d

Hey LA Comic Con! Come see me and @elizaskinner.bsky.social! Artist Alley J07! And come to my comics panel at 1pm!

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 11d

Deep in the heart of Idaho, blending in with flannel and Drive-By Truckers. Give me strength.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 12d

will hines!

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12d

Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week.

@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 21d

I gotta tell ya. This is pretty terrific.
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IGN @ign.com · 21d

Get a look at the intense Dual Katana gameplay for Ghost of Yotei, launching on October 3 for PlayStation 5.

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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · Nov 20

Now that I’m here in bluer skies I’m happy to say again:
I am the Ghost of Yōtei. 💛

Sucker Punch Productions @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social · Nov 17

🍃 🍃🍃
#GhostOfYotei

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14d

cmon man, Astros fans can’t read

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14d

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14d

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 14d

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Seattle Sports @seattlesports710.bsky.social · 14d

The #Mariners are champions of the AL West!

Cal Raleigh homered twice to reach 60 on the season as the M's beat the Rockies 9-1 to seal up their first division title since 2001.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

Seattle Mariners clinch first AL West title since 2001

For the first time in nearly a quarter century, the Seattle Mariners are champions of the American League West.

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Casey Martin @caseyworks.bsky.social · 14d

The Seattle Mariners win the American League West for the first time since 2001. Homers tonight by Geno, Polanco, Julio, and #60 for Cal.

Four games left in the regular season and then, "might as well..."

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Antonymous @antonymous.follows.dog · 14d

You whittle your 3 year old niece a Cocomelon figure, and suddenly she's ordering the entire cast of Bluey.

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