Hello, customer service?
Yeah. I have a complaint about these bags of stolen jagged glass I’ve been purchasing, to throw at cars. They’re wildly unsafe.
Cut someone? Hm. Not that I know of. I’m a serious academic, so. No, it’s just that the containers aren’t ergonomic. I’ve torn my rotator cuff.
Yeah. I have a complaint about these bags of stolen jagged glass I’ve been purchasing, to throw at cars. They’re wildly unsafe.
Cut someone? Hm. Not that I know of. I’m a serious academic, so. No, it’s just that the containers aren’t ergonomic. I’ve torn my rotator cuff.
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Hello, customer service?
Yeah. I have a complaint about these bags of stolen jagged glass I’ve been purchasing, to throw at cars. They’re wildly unsafe.
Cut someone? Hm. Not that I know of. I’m a serious academic, so. No, it’s just that the containers aren’t ergonomic. I’ve torn my rotator cuff.
Yeah. I have a complaint about these bags of stolen jagged glass I’ve been purchasing, to throw at cars. They’re wildly unsafe.
Cut someone? Hm. Not that I know of. I’m a serious academic, so. No, it’s just that the containers aren’t ergonomic. I’ve torn my rotator cuff.
I think I did this before, but I might do it again, why not:
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I think I did this before, but I might do it again, why not:
This is just to say
I have stolen
the sweet leather
portfolio
you left
in the file room
you probably forgot it existed
during the pandemic
forgive me
I had a meeting
and needed
something
to do with my hands
I have stolen
the sweet leather
portfolio
you left
in the file room
you probably forgot it existed
during the pandemic
forgive me
I had a meeting
and needed
something
to do with my hands
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
This is just to say
I have stolen
the sweet leather
portfolio
you left
in the file room
you probably forgot it existed
during the pandemic
forgive me
I had a meeting
and needed
something
to do with my hands
I have stolen
the sweet leather
portfolio
you left
in the file room
you probably forgot it existed
during the pandemic
forgive me
I had a meeting
and needed
something
to do with my hands
If, perhaps, I feel bad about the phrasing of my firm bio. At least it isn't in ALL CAPS EVERY LINE.
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
If, perhaps, I feel bad about the phrasing of my firm bio. At least it isn't in ALL CAPS EVERY LINE.
I was trying to find an article I’d read about a local bakery that made cupcakes that said “Fuck Ice.” I need to change my search selections.
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I was trying to find an article I’d read about a local bakery that made cupcakes that said “Fuck Ice.” I need to change my search selections.
My daughter figured out how to add to playlists. Better to find out now than with a colleague in the car, I guess.
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
My daughter figured out how to add to playlists. Better to find out now than with a colleague in the car, I guess.
Sitting while examining witnesses would be disorienting to me. Your courtrooms must have far better sight lines than ours.
Many of ours are a bit odd. A plaintiff could definitely see the witness in this one, while sitting, but defendant would have trouble.
Many of ours are a bit odd. A plaintiff could definitely see the witness in this one, while sitting, but defendant would have trouble.
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Sitting while examining witnesses would be disorienting to me. Your courtrooms must have far better sight lines than ours.
Many of ours are a bit odd. A plaintiff could definitely see the witness in this one, while sitting, but defendant would have trouble.
Many of ours are a bit odd. A plaintiff could definitely see the witness in this one, while sitting, but defendant would have trouble.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
This thing? This thing here, inside westlaw? This returns fake results? What the fuck are we doing?!?
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
This thing? This thing here, inside westlaw? This returns fake results? What the fuck are we doing?!?
Okay, everybody, it's time to learn about late 19th and early 20th century medical examiners of Massachusetts. Starting with my favorite, Dr. Thomas Morton Durell, of Middlesex.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Okay, everybody, it's time to learn about late 19th and early 20th century medical examiners of Massachusetts. Starting with my favorite, Dr. Thomas Morton Durell, of Middlesex.
It’s unflattering but I didn’t think it would be fatal. Shows what I know.
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It’s unflattering but I didn’t think it would be fatal. Shows what I know.
What in the chapped-ass half-drunk fall-down fuck is wrong with you, Mass Lawyers Weekly?
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What in the chapped-ass half-drunk fall-down fuck is wrong with you, Mass Lawyers Weekly?
From LinkedIn, a good point and an absolute garbage take twisted so tightly around each other that they need a safeword, if not an EMT standing by monitoring vital signs:
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
From LinkedIn, a good point and an absolute garbage take twisted so tightly around each other that they need a safeword, if not an EMT standing by monitoring vital signs:
There is no value to society in having a computer appear to be human, nonetheless sufficient value to make up for the losses attributed to ai to date.
Sorry, Gigolo Joe. You got to go.
Sorry, Gigolo Joe. You got to go.
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There is no value to society in having a computer appear to be human, nonetheless sufficient value to make up for the losses attributed to ai to date.
Sorry, Gigolo Joe. You got to go.
Sorry, Gigolo Joe. You got to go.
She worked as a waitress, in Martha's Vineyard, before being readmitted to Tewksbury in 1872. Perhaps there was something to sea, or enjoy, among the dunes.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
She worked as a waitress, in Martha's Vineyard, before being readmitted to Tewksbury in 1872. Perhaps there was something to sea, or enjoy, among the dunes.
At one point, before the committee, Governor Butler attempted to enter a piece of tanned, human skin into the record:
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
At one point, before the committee, Governor Butler attempted to enter a piece of tanned, human skin into the record:
That Tewksbury was a horror is undisputed; the nature and degree of horror have been up for debate, over the years.
See. newspapers.bc.edu?a=d&d=pilot1...
See. newspapers.bc.edu?a=d&d=pilot1...
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
That Tewksbury was a horror is undisputed; the nature and degree of horror have been up for debate, over the years.
See. newspapers.bc.edu?a=d&d=pilot1...
See. newspapers.bc.edu?a=d&d=pilot1...
As to how I know this is the right Mary, although there were several with her name. After her attack,the Springfield Republican printed a description tying her to the Tewksbury Almshouse, and an arrival date in Boston.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
As to how I know this is the right Mary, although there were several with her name. After her attack,the Springfield Republican printed a description tying her to the Tewksbury Almshouse, and an arrival date in Boston.
She had aunts in New York, but didn't end up there. She was "sent back" to Boston, and ended up in the Tewksbury Almshouse, where she gave birth to a son on February 11, 1869.
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
She had aunts in New York, but didn't end up there. She was "sent back" to Boston, and ended up in the Tewksbury Almshouse, where she gave birth to a son on February 11, 1869.