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Ennie
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Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
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If we are introducing ourselves: Pretty generic Boston-area lawyer. Try cases now and again. Bake and mope occasionally.

Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
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I’m back again. Going to give this thing another shot. Um, if you see this, can you maybe point me in the direction of #Lawsky #Lawtwitter? I’m a refugee from the other place and I need, well, friends.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Oldies, but goodies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Some people are very good at writing sex and some people are good at believing that they are good at writing sex, the first is a tremendously impressive skill and the second is what makes for deeply uncomfortable author presentations at science fiction conventions
There's nothing wrong with literary porn, but some of the crap those guys wrote was "Have you actuallly ever HAD sex?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Perhaps, one might reduce the backlog at the prosecution end, rather than the due process end.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Whoever at Google thought it was a good idea to make the Gmail mobile app search results default to "most relevant" instead of "most recent":

That was a terrible idea and you should feel bad about yourself for having had it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This, perhaps, could be
go down with him, and get what thou wantest thyself
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
…if only.
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Why, um. Why are the letters so…penetration-y.

It’s all probes and apertures.
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wish this was how I sext:
10 o'clock, nighttime in New York: it's weird
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I would also accept, paperback mysteries generally, wrapped in several quilts, in a crumbling cottage, where the wind off the ocean rattles the windowpanes, with infinite coffee, real cream, and local donuts.

But I’d also try the highlands thing.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Middle child. Of blue- turned white-ish collar parents. And I have a touching-ass story of why we never had Christmas dinner, growing up, but I save that one for Christmas Eve.

…it is true that I didn’t see olive oil or non-powdered garlic until I was seventeen, though.
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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To celebrate Doctor Who 62nd anniversary, I'd like to share an essay I wrote a few months ago about how it helped me during a depression in my 1st year of law school, and to shape the man I want/wanted to be growing up.

(Would mean a lot of if you read it).

open.substack.com/pub/whoviana...
The Time Lord, the Blue Box and Me.
The tale of Doctor Who and how a 60-Year-Old British Sci-Fi Show got me through my first year of Law School and a heartbreak and helped shape the man I am today
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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On the 23rd of November of 1963, at around 5:15 pm, the BBC aired "An Unearthly Chil", the first episode of a series of a sci-fi family show, that'd use time travel to teach children about science and history, and the rest as they say, is history (pun 100% intended).
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thinking about this trial, the lesson is the same as the last few:

The case you try is the case you start with.

Years spent, soaking in discovery, luxuriating in motion practice, foundering in interlocutory appeals…and the jury heard the case, as we answered it, in 2018.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Of course, a reboot.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
A woman who stabbed her sixth-grade classmate to win favor with a fictional internet character named "Slender Man" more than a decade ago left a group home where she'd been living after cutting off her Department of Corrections monitoring bracelet, Wisconsin police said.
https://cnn.it/49U4tz5
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How my sext finds you:
Far inland, nameless wails came from him, as desolate sounds from out ravines
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is how I sext:
She was a thing of trophies. A cannibal of a craft, tricking herself forth in the chased bones of her enemies.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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“After five days, Ms. Rosa was taken to a Massachusetts ICE facility to shower, and then was transferred to a rat-infested women’s jail in Maine. There, she encountered women who had been imprisoned for months.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This must be true.

I have never written one. Wouldn’t know where to start.

And the effort of inventing people, just to confetti their lives and say goodbye in a few pages…
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
From one end of the commonwealth, to the other. Not a bad view.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Cause Jesus, He knows me and He knows I'm right
I've been talkin' to Jesus all my life
Oh, yes He knows me and He knows I'm right
And He's been tellin' me everything is alright
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Xerocomellus diffractus - a likely ID - is known as the Cracked-cap Bolete. This one was in a perfect and colorful stage.

📷 Canon R5
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/15, ISO 400
Stack of 29 images
10/23/25
Mt. Hood, Oregon

#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms

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November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Very helpful, thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM