Coraline’s OtherMother
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Coraline’s OtherMother
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“Tell us a bit about yourself”: No
A part of my heart is walking around in Iraq and I miss him so much.
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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I did not know that shouting "fucking bitch" after shooting someone three times in the face causes internal bleeding, the more you know, right
January 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Point blank. In the face.
I don’t have words.
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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at least tomorrow is next year
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Trying to decide if I want to leave an hour early or 45 min early to go to work today. Ice roads and high wind. Yayyyyyyy
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth.

Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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👇👇
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Felt like crap so I’ve slot for two days and then gave myself bangs. When I can afford hair dye I’ll do that, too.
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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ONLY YULE
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Cleveland microwave has gone to a better place; a farm in the country, perhaps. I am so sad. It was so loved. 😭
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Blessed Solstice. May the new year bring blessings to everyone but Diddy, his accomplices, and those on Epstein’s list. 🌈🌟
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I am deeply invested in the welfare of the Microwave of Cleveland.
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don’t know why I’m surprised by how much I love my end of year music playlist. It’s the earworms from the whole year.
Kendrick, Tori, Florence, Shinedown, Korn, Dorothy, Slipknot, Cardi, Tool, Toni Braxton.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hello. Drink water and moisturize your skin. It’s dry out. Don’t be itchy or ashy.

I just remembered to do this so I’m sharing. Humans are houseplants with anxiety. We need water and sunlight.

Also: wash your hairbrushes and combs occasionally. It’s good for your scalp.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Patient today told me “Youse a good poyson.”
“I’m good poison?”
“A good poyson. Heart of gold. More heart than the rest. Oh! I’m going to heaven! I can tell!”
“Ok, well, if you’re going on a road trip you should have your pills and lunch first.”
“Haha! Fine!”
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Piggy”. As if being fat is the worst thing a woman can be.

It takes such a strong, secure man to go for such a cheap insult like “piggy” when asked a question at work. What a King! 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"CEO Begs Cafeteria Staff for Permission to Give His Secretary an Assignment."
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I mean.

It's just.

"Quiet, piggy."

How. How does.

The president. Of the United States of America.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Finally finished knitting the bandana. On to a colorwork cowl. Chasing what little dopamine the fatty organ in my noggin can produce. Having had a week-long migraine has not helped the Can-Do Attitude which is still hovering at a Can’t-Shan’t-Won’t-Fck-You Attitude.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The relentlessly opportunistic Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn't had a change of heart, much less politics. She is just literate enough to read the writing on the wall. She knows that Trump is damaged goods now. So she may have taken to singing like a bird, but she's really just a canary in a coal mine.
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PSA: wash your hairbrushes and combs regularly.
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Are velveeta cheese sauce packets considered a liquid?

Military says you can’t ship liquids. They say you can’t ship melty items. They say you can’t ship perishable items. But they don’t say anything about shelf stable not-solid-but-not-liquid cheese product.
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM