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Anthony Pastorini
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Senior Tax Advisor | Not talented enough to have imposter syndrome.
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The sheer amount of luxury brands pivoting their marketing to Millenials and younger are operating under a terrible assumption... That anyone under the age of 40 has money to spend.
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January 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I don't know who's watching New Year's Rockin' Eve, but I just found all those drones flying over New Jersey people were looking for.
January 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I've said it once, and I'll say it again... does anyone else find it suspicious that the government agency tracking Santa every year is the North American Aerospace Defense Command?
December 28, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I give you a story today in two pictures. I wonder why there's been a major spike in VA disability claims since the year 2000. Can't put my finger on it, though...

The Economist doing what economists do best. Be wrong.
December 8, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Insane article. The vast majority of this increase is because we were exposed to burn pits in Iraq and Afghanistan. It’s our generation’s agent orange.

As a burn pit veteran myself, the economist is absolutely wrong here. My guess is there were no burn pit vets on the board that wrote this
December 1, 2024 at 5:15 PM
The sheer amount of luxury brands pivoting their marketing to Millenials and younger are operating under a terrible assumption... That anyone under the age of 40 has money to spend.
December 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Gladiator 3: Tokyo Drift
Gladiator 2: Chariot Boogaloo
Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I realize I'm the entire population for this message here... but, for the love of God, stop shooting tannerite inside of old appliances. You're going to have a bad time.
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Gladiator 2: Chariot Boogaloo
Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.
November 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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What the Andromeda galaxy would look like from earth if it was a bit brighter
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 AM
I'm confused. Where are all the people I would normally publicly berate on Twitter?
November 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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Uranus and it’s rings captured by the James Webb Space Telescope
November 24, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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The Andromeda Galaxy | NASA
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM