Paul Glanting
@apaulcalypsenow.bsky.social
Writer, ex-professor, fan of house cats, travel, Trader Joe’s duplicates
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Nope, he’d be humping Putin’s leg
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nope, he’d be humping Putin’s leg
On my LinkedIn I am an abject normie sellout
July 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
On my LinkedIn I am an abject normie sellout
Leo Tolstoy and Yukio Mishima are Beatdown Buddies!
July 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Leo Tolstoy and Yukio Mishima are Beatdown Buddies!
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My favorite part of cleaning the bathroom is when you’re wiping the mirror in a circular motion and it makes an owl sound
June 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My favorite part of cleaning the bathroom is when you’re wiping the mirror in a circular motion and it makes an owl sound
I don’t know why I just thought of this but 14 years ago I bought a surfboard from a guy named Colt who was from San Diego and wearing a José Cuervo T-shirt. We met in the Marina Safeway parking lot. A perfect scene, through and through.
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I don’t know why I just thought of this but 14 years ago I bought a surfboard from a guy named Colt who was from San Diego and wearing a José Cuervo T-shirt. We met in the Marina Safeway parking lot. A perfect scene, through and through.
I am finally at peace with the reality that the Canadian tuxedo is my look
June 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am finally at peace with the reality that the Canadian tuxedo is my look
Philadelphia is probably the most friendly major city I’ve ever been to
June 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Philadelphia is probably the most friendly major city I’ve ever been to
I think the best part of being a professional wrestler would be pretending to be knocked out
May 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I think the best part of being a professional wrestler would be pretending to be knocked out
Few things lower my spirits like the Box app
May 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Few things lower my spirits like the Box app
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People who never read books now in charge of books.
May 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
People who never read books now in charge of books.
Writing a semicolon by hand is a daunting process
May 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Writing a semicolon by hand is a daunting process
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So what? The literary world is always in the first detonation blast zone. Run towards the searing light. You don't want to live in the world without the arts. Become a writer.
May 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So what? The literary world is always in the first detonation blast zone. Run towards the searing light. You don't want to live in the world without the arts. Become a writer.
My Akira poster from the Thai release!
May 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My Akira poster from the Thai release!
There’s work-wide karaoke today. I want to bring myself to do TLC “Creep” but I just don’t have the will to hit T-Boz’s high notes.
May 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
There’s work-wide karaoke today. I want to bring myself to do TLC “Creep” but I just don’t have the will to hit T-Boz’s high notes.
The New Yorker’s covers are spot on, capturing my daily mood: gnawing existential dread and the occasional tempered optimism that comes with Spring.
May 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The New Yorker’s covers are spot on, capturing my daily mood: gnawing existential dread and the occasional tempered optimism that comes with Spring.
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a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
May 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
I’d love to start a newsletter, but I ignore everyone else’s
May 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’d love to start a newsletter, but I ignore everyone else’s
In between checking the baseball score, I ordered a used copy of Anna Karenina
May 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In between checking the baseball score, I ordered a used copy of Anna Karenina
Just learned my phone can’t handle Genmoji. I’d been looking forward to making my hyena emoji :(
May 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just learned my phone can’t handle Genmoji. I’d been looking forward to making my hyena emoji :(