Aviator Apiary
apiary.bsky.social
Aviator Apiary
@apiary.bsky.social
Not entirely sure what I am yet. But it's been a while, so I should.
things at ikea you can't buy at ikea
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
2010: Surf on the web 🤙
2020: Serf on the web 😰🤙
May 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I never thought I'd be here, wow. A week where I mention nystagmus TWICE as part of some overwrought message that involves a quick wiki check. All that hard work really does pay off.
February 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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lol
January 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This podcast had an ad with an aggressive dog barking sound while people were reading the ad, and a full sentence later, they mentioned it was a product for a dog. They put the terrifying and non sequitur cart before the dog-shaped horse.
January 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They shoulda've of have had sent a poet.

...

To help me finish this damn thang!!!
December 17, 2024 at 10:56 PM
the secret to geoff beeso wealth is to always cancel the free prine trial immediately after you start it
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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We found Windows OS chips at the grocery store
July 9, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
@support.bsky.team the android app just asked me if I wanted to use the in-app browser or my default browser and remembered that setting. Thank you for being the first app I've seen to present this option up front instead of burying it!
October 31, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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update: half a million new people in the last day 🤯

welcome, いらっしゃいませ, 환영, bem-vindo! 🦋🎉
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Oct 17
welcome to the 100k+ people who have joined Bluesky in the last 12 hours!!! 🦋 🎉
October 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
"glass diaper"
think about it.
December 25, 2023 at 4:12 PM
They say the saddest poem is attributed to Hemingway, but it's disputed:

"For sale: Not shoes. Never worn."
November 10, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I'm definitely a worldwide tastemaker; Google Opinion Surveys asks me all the time for my honest opinion on whether I went into McDonald's and didn't buy anything on Wednesday or on Thursday.
July 27, 2023 at 1:34 AM
I don't want to know how long I've spent sitting on this train in real life while sitting on the back of dragons in Zelda waiting for them to "pop their crops".
July 26, 2023 at 3:01 PM