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I FIGHT FOR THE USERS.

He/him.
Post you from a different era.

It's 14 years ago. I live in Connecticut and my main hobby is ballroom dance.
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Windy says hi.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Is that... an American bento box? :)
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My go-to is Indian-spiced stewed lentils, that my friend Erin taught me. Cheap, good, healthy, low labor.

Sounds similar to your go-to bean stew. But the lentils turn in to a pleasant mush that's kinda like a cream soup. Serve w/ crusty bread, maybe sour cream.

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/h45n3...
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“A Place for All My Books: The board game about collecting, storing, and admiring books.”

I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
LOL, I absolutely did not.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My Eva and my Kleenex have the exact same color scheme.
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is the correct way for crowdfunding and charity sites to report donation amounts when "add a tip for processing costs" are included. People want to donate precise joke amounts. Let them know what number is gonna show up in the public feed!
August 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you.
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And is rings going to be a featured event?
August 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I like to buy my smoke separate from my salt. That way you can choose your own ratio, and it's easier to measure the liquid stuff. :)
August 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MAL-DON! MAL-DON! MAL-DON! You can chant it. And store it in a cute little Le Creuset tomato thing on your countertop.
August 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
45 minute pizza delivery. 45 day opt-out request servicing. At least it's something.
July 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well, at least you're up front about it, Domino's.
July 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Anyway, full disclosure, this was me. No surprise there, I think.
July 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Here’s what it looks like at night.
June 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
NYC heat wave prep, inspired by director Kathryn Bigelow's underappreciated masterpiece, "Near Dark".
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
nothing weird or unusual about these police
June 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Long story short: they did not stay inside the wall.
June 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The bots have arrived on Bluesky. I made a comment with a pretty mid joke about Office Space, and got rewarded with this.
June 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Welcome to the club!

I’ve been playing Button Shy games for a while. Eventually had to ask them about, uhh, “storage solutions”.
May 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Come on, O'Reilly. Do better.

(Sigh. Ping @oreilly.bsky.social, I guess.)
May 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My latest tech writing project is out!

is-matlab-r2025a-out-yet.com

It may look simple, but it was actually a fair amount of work to get to the streamlined, content-centric presentation you see now.
May 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM