Post you from a different era.
It's 14 years ago. I live in Connecticut and my main hobby is ballroom dance.
It's 14 years ago. I live in Connecticut and my main hobby is ballroom dance.
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Post you from a different era.
It's 14 years ago. I live in Connecticut and my main hobby is ballroom dance.
It's 14 years ago. I live in Connecticut and my main hobby is ballroom dance.
Motherfucker, Chrome, did you just move the "Open in New Window" right-click menu item in favor of your new "split view" thing, with no announcement? Like, the number 2 or 3 most used click target on the whole goddamn planet, and you didn't feel this was worth a discussion in advance?
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Motherfucker, Chrome, did you just move the "Open in New Window" right-click menu item in favor of your new "split view" thing, with no announcement? Like, the number 2 or 3 most used click target on the whole goddamn planet, and you didn't feel this was worth a discussion in advance?
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
“A Place for All My Books: The board game about collecting, storing, and admiring books.”
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“A Place for All My Books: The board game about collecting, storing, and admiring books.”
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
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Kerning is important!
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Kerning is important!
Whatever dev named the `mongodump` tool has the same sense of humor I do. That is, borderline unprofessional, "what can I get away with shipping here?"
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whatever dev named the `mongodump` tool has the same sense of humor I do. That is, borderline unprofessional, "what can I get away with shipping here?"
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
Waitaminnit... is it "skeet" because the "sky" part of Bluesky starts with "sk"? Did I just now figure this out?
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Waitaminnit... is it "skeet" because the "sky" part of Bluesky starts with "sk"? Did I just now figure this out?
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"It has, with generative code, become harder and harder to strive towards the lions because the models produce code that is, quite literally, mid" - beautiful post by @vickiboykis.com
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
I want to see the claw
I respect quality software and the people who write it. And, I’ve invested years of my life in working on becoming one of these people (even if the journey...
newsletter.vickiboykis.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"It has, with generative code, become harder and harder to strive towards the lions because the models produce code that is, quite literally, mid" - beautiful post by @vickiboykis.com
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
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lol Sound up
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
lol Sound up
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The 10th Roguelike Celebration is now LIVE! Pick up a ticket, pay what you can, and join us for a full weekend of amazing talks! We have a whole online chat space that's bustling and full of secrets, we have breakout rooms to chat with speakers, please come say hi!
ti.to/roguelike-ce...
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Roguelike Celebration: 2025
Celebrate the rich history and inspiring future of roguelikes with streamed talks and more in our own custom-built roguelike social space! Roguelike games have been part of gaming culture for over 30 ...
ti.to
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The 10th Roguelike Celebration is now LIVE! Pick up a ticket, pay what you can, and join us for a full weekend of amazing talks! We have a whole online chat space that's bustling and full of secrets, we have breakout rooms to chat with speakers, please come say hi!
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they could have been "bleats"
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
they could have been "bleats"
LOL, I absolutely did not.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
LOL, I absolutely did not.
LOL, I call trolling here. “An endless cycle of nonsensical conversations between characters trapped in their own madness” is not something you’d write unless you *did* understand and like Godot. A real hater would’ve said “just two dudes yapping about some dull bullshit for two hours”.
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
LOL, I call trolling here. “An endless cycle of nonsensical conversations between characters trapped in their own madness” is not something you’d write unless you *did* understand and like Godot. A real hater would’ve said “just two dudes yapping about some dull bullshit for two hours”.
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time once again for everyone's favorite panel show: YOUNG TORY OR DOCTOR WHO COSPLAYER
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
time once again for everyone's favorite panel show: YOUNG TORY OR DOCTOR WHO COSPLAYER
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a booze cruise? grow up. book me a snooze cruise, I am tired
September 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
a booze cruise? grow up. book me a snooze cruise, I am tired
My Eva and my Kleenex have the exact same color scheme.
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My Eva and my Kleenex have the exact same color scheme.
A picture of me in the mirror.
we brought Adonis home immediately after I got "restructured" out of my last job, so he's never gotten used to seeing me get up and get ready for work, and he is Not pleased
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A picture of me in the mirror.
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timeline cleanse
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
timeline cleanse
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The Roguelike Celebration Preview Event is this Sunday at 3PM PST, with special guests:
UFO50's @perryjon.bsky.social talking game design
@ezra-szanton.itch.io talking synergy in deckbuilders
@apepers.bsky.social talking design for suspense
And come explore our MUD's dazzling, delightful circus!
UFO50's @perryjon.bsky.social talking game design
@ezra-szanton.itch.io talking synergy in deckbuilders
@apepers.bsky.social talking design for suspense
And come explore our MUD's dazzling, delightful circus!
September 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Roguelike Celebration Preview Event is this Sunday at 3PM PST, with special guests:
UFO50's @perryjon.bsky.social talking game design
@ezra-szanton.itch.io talking synergy in deckbuilders
@apepers.bsky.social talking design for suspense
And come explore our MUD's dazzling, delightful circus!
UFO50's @perryjon.bsky.social talking game design
@ezra-szanton.itch.io talking synergy in deckbuilders
@apepers.bsky.social talking design for suspense
And come explore our MUD's dazzling, delightful circus!
This is the correct way for crowdfunding and charity sites to report donation amounts when "add a tip for processing costs" are included. People want to donate precise joke amounts. Let them know what number is gonna show up in the public feed!
August 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This is the correct way for crowdfunding and charity sites to report donation amounts when "add a tip for processing costs" are included. People want to donate precise joke amounts. Let them know what number is gonna show up in the public feed!
Hapax legomenon, y'all.
Someone just beat me to pleonasm but I can nail down catachrestic (“a somewhat catachrestic pleonasm” was the first sentence that made me truly wonder if grad school was bullshit, sorry Espen Aarseth)
This site by @avibagla.com is keeping track of every English word written on Bluesky—and every English word that has yet to appear. Like, until now, hovercrafts.
August 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hapax legomenon, y'all.
I 100% read it the same way when I first saw this, and had to adjust my glasses and re-scan it a couple times.
my brain's cooked because i read this as "no age gap" and thought this was some kind of psychosexual daddy/boy thing, which they're of course very much into
August 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I 100% read it the same way when I first saw this, and had to adjust my glasses and re-scan it a couple times.