After the shooting, I was wondering when they were just going to come out and say that they're, literally, above the law, rather than just constantly acting like it.

Honestly the text isn't filling me with confidence either.

Heard it immediately.

I was waiting to pick up my daughter after school and "Emma's dad" showed up to carpool the kids to girls' soccer practice. Turned out he was former Spanish international Xabi Alonso, who was coaching German first division side Leverkusen at the time (they would win the championship that season).

What was the meme I saw where the answer was, I'd have to say listening is my biggest weakness?

Airport lounge so good.

This path leads to chaos.

I remember reading once that they do watch it once a year down there. To freak out the new guy.

Lol. Did it not occur to you to put two things of 2% in one glass? I'm pretty sure you yourself demonstrated the maths here.

Big stretch.

12 hours until I stumbled on the back story to this. It's been a weird day for me, man.

OMG I keep getting derailed in the latest Phillip Pullman novel by his repeated look at my dick correct use of the word.

I see what you did there. Well played, sir.

I had a flow through hot water heater that did have a digital read out, so you could set it to an exact temperature. And a remote, so you could lie in the bath and turn it up when you wanted to extend your soak. It was awesome.