@apoplexia.bsky.social
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Nächste Ehrung: Cristiano Ronaldo überreicht Trump Titel "Weltfußballer des Jahres 2017" www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/trum...
Nächste Ehrung: Cristiano Ronaldo überreicht Trump Titel "Weltfußballer des Jahres 2017"
Washington (dpo) - Die Serie der Ehrungen für Donald Trump scheint nicht abzureißen: Nachdem er erst gestern den Friedensnobelpreis von Maria Machado
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January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Nächste Ehrung: Cristiano Ronaldo überreicht Trump Titel "Weltfußballer des Jahres 2017" www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/trum...
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Nächste große Ehrung: Pоrnоstar überreicht Trump Weltrekord für meiste Blоԝjobs innerhalb von 24 Stunden www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/trum...
Nächste große Ehrung: Pоrnоstar überreicht Trump Weltrekord für meiste Blоԝjobs innerhalb von 24 Stunden
Washington (dpo) - Jetzt geht es mit den Ehrungen Schlag auf Schlag: Nachdem er erst gestern den Friedensnobelpreis von Maria Machado und heute den Ti
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January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Nächste große Ehrung: Pоrnоstar überreicht Trump Weltrekord für meiste Blоԝjobs innerhalb von 24 Stunden www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/trum...
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
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you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
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This documentation of gaslighting and hypocrisy is so good.
Who better to debate the historical implications of the January 6 Insurrection than Fox News Host Jeannie Pirro (noted critic of the rioters) and current US Attorney Jeanine Pirro (noted defender of the rioters)?
A Debate on the January 6th Insurrection Between Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro and U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro
Note: All of Jeanine Pirro’s dialogue below is taken from statements she has made on the record and accurately reflects the spirit in which they we...
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January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This documentation of gaslighting and hypocrisy is so good.
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Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
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Since I'm home sick and X-Twitter may soon expect me to pay for access, I am going to recreate this here: 🎢 ⚛️
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
October 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Since I'm home sick and X-Twitter may soon expect me to pay for access, I am going to recreate this here: 🎢 ⚛️
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
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This path leads to chaos.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This path leads to chaos.
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Racing to carry a retching cat from the carpeted living room onto the laminate kitchen flooring for ease of vomit cleanup. Good evening to you...
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Racing to carry a retching cat from the carpeted living room onto the laminate kitchen flooring for ease of vomit cleanup. Good evening to you...
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"Since we’re sharing, my cat did successfully evade the vet, momentarily."
📸 GimmickyBulb.
📸 GimmickyBulb.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"Since we’re sharing, my cat did successfully evade the vet, momentarily."
📸 GimmickyBulb.
📸 GimmickyBulb.
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My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
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During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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"I say I say I say, my dog's got no gnosis."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"I say I say I say, my dog's got no gnosis."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
Thank you Berlin public transport for warning me about something I really hadn't anticipated.
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thank you Berlin public transport for warning me about something I really hadn't anticipated.
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
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i am never not thinking about this post
August 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i am never not thinking about this post
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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I would write a piece for @mcsweeneys.net entitled "Amazon Studios to reboot 'Triumph of the Will'" but it means I would need to think about those two nightmares for more time than my brain can handle. Other writers feel free to go buck wild with that concept.
August 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I would write a piece for @mcsweeneys.net entitled "Amazon Studios to reboot 'Triumph of the Will'" but it means I would need to think about those two nightmares for more time than my brain can handle. Other writers feel free to go buck wild with that concept.
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when you're about to click something but then an ad loads and you click the ad instead?? humiliating. the down low, too slow of the internet age
July 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
when you're about to click something but then an ad loads and you click the ad instead?? humiliating. the down low, too slow of the internet age
Petition for Gatorade to officially rebrand their slogan to "It's Got What Plants Crave!"
July 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Petition for Gatorade to officially rebrand their slogan to "It's Got What Plants Crave!"