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Apoque
@apoque.bsky.social
30 year old They/Them Deer-enthusiast and Software Engineer in the SF Bay Area.
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I just realized I've never made a post on this site...
I guess I really am just a lurker.
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Pov you encounter rage incarnate

#deer 🦌
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Go on, touch that transformation button! Look at how happy wolf Link is! #art #furryart
May 7, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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winter deer
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Dog date
April 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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POV: you're handed this fucking thing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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#deer 🦌
July 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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bringing back a NON BINEY meme that i still quote to this day
December 12, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I took a hit of my (weed) vape and got possessed by the same spelling-reform demon that eliminated 'ß' from German.

I propose we eliminate the letter 'X' entirely from English. "text" will become "tekst".

I want to know what it's like to have programming language keywords not being in my language.
May 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My delicate programmer's hands are sore after recreational electrical work.
But look, adequate counter lighting 🙏💡💡💡💡💡💡
April 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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If you’re a queer animal person repost this :3
January 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Back in my day we didn’t have skibidi toilet, we just had
Edward Shrewden,Sing for Me, Elephant-Shrew, Phantom of the Opera, Take a closer look at that snout
YouTube video by zxe069
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January 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Now that bsky supports gifs and videos, I can post this classic
November 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Every time I'm left unattended for more than an hour I make myself chilaquiles. I'm in love
December 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Guys. GUYS!!! They found shell casings with the words “deny”, “defend”, and “depose” near the scene where that CEO got capped. This is…poetry.
December 5, 2024 at 4:59 PM
The weirdest thing about Spotify wrapped is they say things like this with a straight face
December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I realized that I am probably much better at identifying pokemon than real plants/insects. The only non-fruiting trees I can ID are Birch and Ginkgo.
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I take one hit from my vape and have thoughts like, "Bill Gates is more of a monster than Godzilla"
November 22, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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☔️
July 2, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I just realized I've never made a post on this site...
I guess I really am just a lurker.
November 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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September 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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July 11, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Driving PSA xkcd.com/2932
May 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM