Apoque
@apoque.bsky.social
30 year old They/Them Deer-enthusiast and Software Engineer in the SF Bay Area.
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Apoque
@apoque.bsky.social
· Nov 7
I just realized I've never made a post on this site...
I guess I really am just a lurker.
I guess I really am just a lurker.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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POV: you're handed this fucking thing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
POV: you're handed this fucking thing.
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bringing back a NON BINEY meme that i still quote to this day
December 12, 2024 at 2:19 AM
bringing back a NON BINEY meme that i still quote to this day
I took a hit of my (weed) vape and got possessed by the same spelling-reform demon that eliminated 'ß' from German.
I propose we eliminate the letter 'X' entirely from English. "text" will become "tekst".
I want to know what it's like to have programming language keywords not being in my language.
I propose we eliminate the letter 'X' entirely from English. "text" will become "tekst".
I want to know what it's like to have programming language keywords not being in my language.
May 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I took a hit of my (weed) vape and got possessed by the same spelling-reform demon that eliminated 'ß' from German.
I propose we eliminate the letter 'X' entirely from English. "text" will become "tekst".
I want to know what it's like to have programming language keywords not being in my language.
I propose we eliminate the letter 'X' entirely from English. "text" will become "tekst".
I want to know what it's like to have programming language keywords not being in my language.
My delicate programmer's hands are sore after recreational electrical work.
April 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My delicate programmer's hands are sore after recreational electrical work.
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Back in my day we didn’t have skibidi toilet, we just had
Edward Shrewden,Sing for Me, Elephant-Shrew, Phantom of the Opera, Take a closer look at that snout
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January 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Back in my day we didn’t have skibidi toilet, we just had
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Now that bsky supports gifs and videos, I can post this classic
November 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Now that bsky supports gifs and videos, I can post this classic
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
Every time I'm left unattended for more than an hour I make myself chilaquiles. I'm in love
December 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Every time I'm left unattended for more than an hour I make myself chilaquiles. I'm in love
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Guys. GUYS!!! They found shell casings with the words “deny”, “defend”, and “depose” near the scene where that CEO got capped. This is…poetry.
December 5, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Guys. GUYS!!! They found shell casings with the words “deny”, “defend”, and “depose” near the scene where that CEO got capped. This is…poetry.
The weirdest thing about Spotify wrapped is they say things like this with a straight face
December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
The weirdest thing about Spotify wrapped is they say things like this with a straight face
I realized that I am probably much better at identifying pokemon than real plants/insects. The only non-fruiting trees I can ID are Birch and Ginkgo.
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I realized that I am probably much better at identifying pokemon than real plants/insects. The only non-fruiting trees I can ID are Birch and Ginkgo.
I take one hit from my vape and have thoughts like, "Bill Gates is more of a monster than Godzilla"
November 22, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I take one hit from my vape and have thoughts like, "Bill Gates is more of a monster than Godzilla"
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I just realized I've never made a post on this site...
I guess I really am just a lurker.
I guess I really am just a lurker.
November 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I just realized I've never made a post on this site...
I guess I really am just a lurker.
I guess I really am just a lurker.
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