Acquiring a fancy sewing machine after years of sewing on a cheap walmart machine is like getting a spaceship after driving a beater farm truck.
What do you mean I can PROGRAM THE PEDALS what do you mean it AUTO CUTS THREAD what do you mean it has a KNEE BAR FOR LIFTING THE NEEDLE I feel insane
What do you mean I can PROGRAM THE PEDALS what do you mean it AUTO CUTS THREAD what do you mean it has a KNEE BAR FOR LIFTING THE NEEDLE I feel insane
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Acquiring a fancy sewing machine after years of sewing on a cheap walmart machine is like getting a spaceship after driving a beater farm truck.
What do you mean I can PROGRAM THE PEDALS what do you mean it AUTO CUTS THREAD what do you mean it has a KNEE BAR FOR LIFTING THE NEEDLE I feel insane
What do you mean I can PROGRAM THE PEDALS what do you mean it AUTO CUTS THREAD what do you mean it has a KNEE BAR FOR LIFTING THE NEEDLE I feel insane
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My greatest comedy performance
is the going to the quilt shop and cracking the same jokes to the suburban retired housewives while secretly buying fabric for my gay forest animal LARPs
is the going to the quilt shop and cracking the same jokes to the suburban retired housewives while secretly buying fabric for my gay forest animal LARPs
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My greatest comedy performance
is the going to the quilt shop and cracking the same jokes to the suburban retired housewives while secretly buying fabric for my gay forest animal LARPs
is the going to the quilt shop and cracking the same jokes to the suburban retired housewives while secretly buying fabric for my gay forest animal LARPs
My little crew of fiddle folks is coming over to play music, which means it's time for my brain to forget that I ever knew any fiddle music ever, despite the fact that I've played this instrument for like 10 years at this point.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My little crew of fiddle folks is coming over to play music, which means it's time for my brain to forget that I ever knew any fiddle music ever, despite the fact that I've played this instrument for like 10 years at this point.
My phone is struggling and advent of car in my life means there's a lot of apps that I now need space for
Trying to figure out what I can offload from my phone onto an iPad or make into a big screen only experience is a fascinating exercise
Trying to figure out what I can offload from my phone onto an iPad or make into a big screen only experience is a fascinating exercise
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My phone is struggling and advent of car in my life means there's a lot of apps that I now need space for
Trying to figure out what I can offload from my phone onto an iPad or make into a big screen only experience is a fascinating exercise
Trying to figure out what I can offload from my phone onto an iPad or make into a big screen only experience is a fascinating exercise
everything about buying a car is a chicken and egg scenario. you need the car to get the insurance but you need the insurance to get the car...
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
everything about buying a car is a chicken and egg scenario. you need the car to get the insurance but you need the insurance to get the car...
Officially survived a November without a major crisis!
Almost all of my breakups/layoffs/life crises have happened in November to the point where I just sort of hold my breath through the month now
Almost all of my breakups/layoffs/life crises have happened in November to the point where I just sort of hold my breath through the month now
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Officially survived a November without a major crisis!
Almost all of my breakups/layoffs/life crises have happened in November to the point where I just sort of hold my breath through the month now
Almost all of my breakups/layoffs/life crises have happened in November to the point where I just sort of hold my breath through the month now
Alright friends, if you have access to a google doc, and someone has a silly typo, you have the power to quietly fix a silly typo. I promise they will thank you. I promise. You don't gotta tell them its there. just fix the typo.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Alright friends, if you have access to a google doc, and someone has a silly typo, you have the power to quietly fix a silly typo. I promise they will thank you. I promise. You don't gotta tell them its there. just fix the typo.
<emerges from ticketmaster covered in blood> got Florence tickets
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
<emerges from ticketmaster covered in blood> got Florence tickets
"are you Wednesday?'
Me, in a black dress and braids that I wear all the time "you know what, sure"
Me, in a black dress and braids that I wear all the time "you know what, sure"
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"are you Wednesday?'
Me, in a black dress and braids that I wear all the time "you know what, sure"
Me, in a black dress and braids that I wear all the time "you know what, sure"
Reposted by Britt
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Went to an awesome show at the 9:30 Club this week, but it would have been awesome-er if the team there has a union!
y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize
we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily
that won’t happen without noise
please, bluesky, do what u do best
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily
that won’t happen without noise
please, bluesky, do what u do best
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Went to an awesome show at the 9:30 Club this week, but it would have been awesome-er if the team there has a union!
People in the suburbs really don't walk ANYWHERE. My coffee shops of choice are a little less than a mile from my house. Easy walk on a nice day, maybe 15-20 min each way if you're not hustling and enjoying the scenery. A neighbor was just like WOW you walked that WHOLE WAY?
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
People in the suburbs really don't walk ANYWHERE. My coffee shops of choice are a little less than a mile from my house. Easy walk on a nice day, maybe 15-20 min each way if you're not hustling and enjoying the scenery. A neighbor was just like WOW you walked that WHOLE WAY?
Was SO brave and went to neighbor's bday party and made friends.
October 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Was SO brave and went to neighbor's bday party and made friends.
GAY PRINCESS DAHLIA TUBERS ARE FINALLY ON PRE-ORDER HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME VERY SPECIFICALLY
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
GAY PRINCESS DAHLIA TUBERS ARE FINALLY ON PRE-ORDER HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME VERY SPECIFICALLY
Gameplan is to handle the fall/winter loneliness with just copious amounts of sewing.
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gameplan is to handle the fall/winter loneliness with just copious amounts of sewing.
idk what it is about fresh tattoo that possesses me to do garden work
but we're 2/2 on my brain being like "experienced pain, must harvest potato"
but we're 2/2 on my brain being like "experienced pain, must harvest potato"
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
idk what it is about fresh tattoo that possesses me to do garden work
but we're 2/2 on my brain being like "experienced pain, must harvest potato"
but we're 2/2 on my brain being like "experienced pain, must harvest potato"
Nobody fucking move, I have two cats coexisting in the same room
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Nobody fucking move, I have two cats coexisting in the same room
Girl at work: "you look very Wednesday Addams today"
"Thank you, that's kind of the look I go for every day"
"I meant it as a compliment"
"I took it as one"
😂
"Thank you, that's kind of the look I go for every day"
"I meant it as a compliment"
"I took it as one"
😂
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Girl at work: "you look very Wednesday Addams today"
"Thank you, that's kind of the look I go for every day"
"I meant it as a compliment"
"I took it as one"
😂
"Thank you, that's kind of the look I go for every day"
"I meant it as a compliment"
"I took it as one"
😂
Orange cat woke me up to turn off my alarm because it was bothering him and then got comfy again so I couldn't get up. Thanks bud you're supposed to be my alarm.
September 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Orange cat woke me up to turn off my alarm because it was bothering him and then got comfy again so I couldn't get up. Thanks bud you're supposed to be my alarm.
Oh no I saw the sleep token setlist
Oh no I'm gonna sob uncontrollably through 50% of this concert
Oh no I'm gonna sob uncontrollably through 50% of this concert
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh no I saw the sleep token setlist
Oh no I'm gonna sob uncontrollably through 50% of this concert
Oh no I'm gonna sob uncontrollably through 50% of this concert
I started this year with a plan to do a bunch of shit that really scared me.
So far:
✅ Ears pierced (twice!)
✅ Tattoo started (finishing it in a couple weeks)
✅ Second cat (I was scared of how much extra work he'd be but turns out not much)
✅ Driving lessons re-started (remembered a lot)
So far:
✅ Ears pierced (twice!)
✅ Tattoo started (finishing it in a couple weeks)
✅ Second cat (I was scared of how much extra work he'd be but turns out not much)
✅ Driving lessons re-started (remembered a lot)
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I started this year with a plan to do a bunch of shit that really scared me.
So far:
✅ Ears pierced (twice!)
✅ Tattoo started (finishing it in a couple weeks)
✅ Second cat (I was scared of how much extra work he'd be but turns out not much)
✅ Driving lessons re-started (remembered a lot)
So far:
✅ Ears pierced (twice!)
✅ Tattoo started (finishing it in a couple weeks)
✅ Second cat (I was scared of how much extra work he'd be but turns out not much)
✅ Driving lessons re-started (remembered a lot)
Crying into a box of cheddar whales at 3am so happy I split up my fall vax schedule bc I am m i s e r a b l e. Holy shit I feel like I got hit by a truck.
September 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Crying into a box of cheddar whales at 3am so happy I split up my fall vax schedule bc I am m i s e r a b l e. Holy shit I feel like I got hit by a truck.
Reposted by Britt
@jcsalterego.bsky.social is a sorcerer
September 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social is a sorcerer