Apt Moniker
@aptmoniker.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 by birth, 🏴 by choice. Bad at bios.
That would be an excellent use of our banknote issuing powers, to be fair
I just remembered my dream last night. I was at a convention in Scotland, buying a pastry, and I was handed a ten pound note as part of my change, but instead of a royal, it had Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter on it. For the movie 's anniversary, I was told.
August 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That would be an excellent use of our banknote issuing powers, to be fair
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If I didn't work at this baby killing factory, they would still be killing the same number of babies. I wouldn't be able to provide for my family. And someone else would just take my spot at the baby killing factory. And I love my family. So in many ways, I am a hero.
July 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If I didn't work at this baby killing factory, they would still be killing the same number of babies. I wouldn't be able to provide for my family. And someone else would just take my spot at the baby killing factory. And I love my family. So in many ways, I am a hero.
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
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Feels real weird to see all these people from other countries being like "congratulations Canada" when we've decimated our left wing presence in parliament and voted in a guy who worked for Boris Johnson and didn't understand when the pope was insulting him
April 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Feels real weird to see all these people from other countries being like "congratulations Canada" when we've decimated our left wing presence in parliament and voted in a guy who worked for Boris Johnson and didn't understand when the pope was insulting him
I actually did this in Newlands once and have never felt more posh in my life. Wasn't even my own dog.
April 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I actually did this in Newlands once and have never felt more posh in my life. Wasn't even my own dog.
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as always I am finding it very difficult to work
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
as always I am finding it very difficult to work
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I don't want to have a boss and I also don't want to be a boss so a life of noble unemployment is the only path
November 9, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I don't want to have a boss and I also don't want to be a boss so a life of noble unemployment is the only path