Dr Amber Wood-Bailey
@apwoodbailey.bsky.social
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Postdoc. Cranial biomechanics, functional morphology, #scicomm, #FirstGen, she/her🌈
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lovedalen.bsky.social
One week left to apply for our postdoc position on Deep-Time Small Rodent Palaeogenomics!

This is a 2-year full-time position that includes Swedish employment benefits, as well as funding for research expenses and work-related travel.

More info and application link:
su.varbi.com/en/what:job/...
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economeager.bsky.social
Oh so it does have phd level intelligence
victorshammas.com
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
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wolvendamien.bsky.social
Wearyingly frequently necessary reminder that "social darwinism" or anything else that equates notions of intelligence with "fitness to live" is just ableist eugenicist bullshit derived from a fascist-minded misapplication of darwinism, no matter how clever and snarky and cool you think you're being
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spacewhalerider.com
The sort of energy I bring to the workplace:
Screenshots from The Man from Uncle, which ran from 1964-1968. Napoleon Solo talks into a speaker and asks his partner, Ilya Kuryakin: Ilya? We're in need of your special talents. Are you free?

Through the speaker, Ilya responds: No man is free who has to work for a living, but I'm available.
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devoevomed.bsky.social
Critics of #ColosalBiosciences, including myself, are not angry, or getting meaner and meaner, we are being intellectual honest about what Colossal is up to 1/n
nature.com
Nature @nature.com · Aug 4
“The dire wolf fits the Jurassic Park model of de-extinction beautifully. It is clearly for spectacle”

Colossal’s bold de-extinction claims have drawn criticism from many scientists, but the billion-dollar firm is not backing down
go.nature.com/458Q4L2
This company claimed to ‘de-extinct’ dire wolves. Then the fighting started.
Colossal’s bold announcements have drawn criticism from many scientists, but the billion-dollar firm is not backing down.
go.nature.com
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acsharp.bsky.social
📣I’m hiring!
Two weeks to apply for an October start.
Start date is also flexible.
#PhD #Morphology #evolution
acsharp.bsky.social
Are you looking for a PhD project starting this year?

I have a funded (UK rates) project on mammal skull diversity and function, looking at skull allometry and how mammal heads adapt to trade-offs in tissue demands during growth 🦌🦘🐘🦥

Please share and apply: www.liverpool.ac.uk/courses/buil...
Building giants: tissue relationships during skull growth in large mammals | Courses | University of Liverpool
From elephants to rhinos to bison, enormous increases in body mass have repeatedly evolved within Mammalia over relatively short timescales, leading to a diversity of size and shape. In this project, ...
www.liverpool.ac.uk
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livevobiomech.bsky.social
Interested in the functional morphology of mammal heads and want to come join us in Liverpool? Apply for this exciting new PhD project with Alana!
acsharp.bsky.social
Are you looking for a PhD project starting this year?

I have a funded (UK rates) project on mammal skull diversity and function, looking at skull allometry and how mammal heads adapt to trade-offs in tissue demands during growth 🦌🦘🐘🦥

Please share and apply: www.liverpool.ac.uk/courses/buil...
Building giants: tissue relationships during skull growth in large mammals | Courses | University of Liverpool
From elephants to rhinos to bison, enormous increases in body mass have repeatedly evolved within Mammalia over relatively short timescales, leading to a diversity of size and shape. In this project, ...
www.liverpool.ac.uk
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Teamwork makes the dream work. Officially PhDone 🎓

Thanks to the lovely lot at @livevobiomech.bsky.social, my supervisors @acsharp.bsky.social, @drphilcox.bsky.social and @nathanj.bsky.social and my awesome wife @naturecaroline.bsky.social.

We're not done here 👀 Watch this space 💀🧠🐴🦍🦁🐂🐅🐫🦌🦏🦒🫎
Amber with EMB lab Amber with supervisors, Alana and Nathan Amber with Caroline (wife) Amber with pint
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acsharp.bsky.social
Graduation day!! 🎉🎉Congratulations @apwoodbailey.bsky.social and thank you @nathanj.bsky.social. Can’t wait for the next chapter 👀
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
@naturecaroline.bsky.social grew some nasturtium from seed but the caterpillars came and decimated them. The plant put out a chemical, which attracted a parasitic wasp. Which laid its eggs in the caterpillars. The larvae hatched and built cocoons and in 7-10 days they will emerge as adult wasps.
Brood of the parasitic wasp Cotesia
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
A while back I finished my first needle felting project. A gift for my PhD supervisor. I think it represents my thesis pretty well! 🐇💀
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Check out our new paper on leporid lagomorph cranial fenestrations! 🐇
anatrecord.bsky.social
Rabbits and hares (leporid lagomorphs) have uniquely fenestrated skulls, but why? Using finite element analysis, a new study found that fenestrations don’t impact biting efficiency but may lighten the skull for agility.
Wood-Bailey & Sharp: anatomypubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Passed!! 🎉😁
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Wearing my hare shirt as go faster stripes for my viva today.
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Wearing my hare shirt as go faster stripes for my viva today.
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
A wonderful day! Thanks to everyone who organised and to all of the speakers 😁
ucl-c4ia.bsky.social
Our Annual Symposium 2025 on interdisciplinary aspects of functional morphology was enjoyed by over 70 attendees, incl. 17 speakers, yesterday (20 February). This full-day conference delved into the fascinating and inter-disciplinary world of #anatomy. @ucllifesciences.bsky.social @ucl.ac.uk
Group photo of attendees remaining after 5pm at the UCL Centre for Integrative Anatomy's annual symposium 2025.  A large group of people are standing on a light, parquet floor, looking up at the camera with smiling faces
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Early start for us Liverpool folks heading down to @ucl-c4ia.bsky.social for the Functional Morphology symposium. Bit of viva prep on the way can't hurt 😂

So excited to hear what everyone's been getting up to this year!
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Very productive use of the limbo period between thesis submission and viva.
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toriherridge.bsky.social
Always worth remembering, even if ‘successful’, it won’t be a dodo.

Success will be something that meets a set of criteria. An approximation.

And no one really knows what a dodo looked like. Or how it behaved.

So it will a bit of biofantasy, and —if released— an environmental experiment.
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Can't believe we've had three years with our baked bean-lookin' hound.
apwoodbailey.bsky.social
Finally, social media use seems to be starting to reflect real-life social networks. The difference is that we're facilitating the lumping/splitting via corporate-owned social media. Probably says something awful about me, but my social media interactions pretty much reflect my real-life network.