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tj 🐉
@archmagetj.bsky.social
23 y/o
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lover of d&d/critical role, left-leaning political junky (unfortunately), occasional gamer, fall out boy enthusiast
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finally got a bluesky :)
took me long enough
normally a story with a lot of plotholes would bother me, but this is ST i’m talking abt. plotholes have been present since season 1. i’ve ever held it to the standard i hold shows like Andor. like i don’t rlly care that they forgot Will’s bday in s4, or the inconsistent powers of demogorgons
#StrangerThings ending was okay imo. the finale was riddled with plotholes and contrivances, but that’s just always how this show has been. i feel like most of the characters got fitting ends, and that most of the plot beats were wrapped up in decent ways. it was never gonna be 10/10
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
#StrangerThings ending was okay imo. the finale was riddled with plotholes and contrivances, but that’s just always how this show has been. i feel like most of the characters got fitting ends, and that most of the plot beats were wrapped up in decent ways. it was never gonna be 10/10
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
so my final ranking of the ST seasons is:
4
1
2
5
3
this is ofc subject to change upon rewatch, but as of rn that’s where i am
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
idfc about ships. i care abt plot, dialogue, character arcs, and a naturally flowing story. ST5 v2 was lacking in all of those departments. did i like it? yes. was it good? i’d say no. but others can be the judge
newsflash: ST5 isn’t “poorly written” just bc your fav ship didn’t happen or wasn’t endgame. it’s poorly written bc it’s poorly fuckin written 😭
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
newsflash: ST5 isn’t “poorly written” just bc your fav ship didn’t happen or wasn’t endgame. it’s poorly written bc it’s poorly fuckin written 😭
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
if the Stranger Things ending involves anything being retconned via time travel i will hate it.
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
wonder if they’re going to clarify the whole Shady Sands mixup from Fallout s1 in the new season. probs easy to address with just a line of dialogue or two between Lucy and House, since he’d definitely be in the know
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
this COULD HAVE been helped had they decided to keep the Shaak Ti deleted scene, but no. GG looks like a total fraud :/
but then he 1) flees the Battle of Coruscant like a wimp and 2) dies in his duel with Obi-Wan. he has no onscreen feats whatsoever. he’s just a one and done villain in an already convoluted movie stuffed with a lot of characters. Grievous comes off as a generic, underwhelming henchman
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
for a specific example: Count Dooku is very intimidating in TCW because we’ve seen him defeat Anakin and Obi-Wan multiple times. he’s also fended off the likes of Yoda. he commands a lot of gravitas.
like imagine it’s TCW. a villain that’s more powerful than padawan Ahsoka isn’t that big a deal. but a villain more powerful than Obi-Wan, a jedi master? that’s something to be afraid of. creates higher stakes for our heroes opposing them
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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like imagine it’s TCW. a villain that’s more powerful than padawan Ahsoka isn’t that big a deal. but a villain more powerful than Obi-Wan, a jedi master? that’s something to be afraid of. creates higher stakes for our heroes opposing them
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
MBAV actually does a surprisingly good job of setting up its main s2 antagonist! we know they’re a powerful mage who hates vampires just from the first episode. only thing i would’ve done differently is compare their power level to Benny’s gma instead of Benny himself
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
ppl complaining abt the Stranger Things kids’ ages baffles me bc Charlie Heaton was 22 y/o in s1 when Jonathan was 16. yall weren’t saying anything then! but now the kids are in their early 20s playing 16 year olds and it’s suddenly a problem??
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#StrangerThings season 5 theory: i think that massive flesh wall is merely the end of the Upside Down, and that the Upside Down is just a pocket universe that exists within Dimension X. that’s also where Holly and the rest of the kids are, and where Vecna’s been all along. i’m sure of it
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
on a more positive Stranger Things note, Derek Turnbow might just be a genius! bc what kind of kid casually builds a model of a tesseract? bro pays attention in class fs!

#StrangerThings #DelightfulDerek
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Critical Role is the exception to this bc the writers (the players and GMs) are fucking goated and so are most of the fans 🤙

and the love triangles are more on the downlow
dude shipping in general fucking sucks and is the worst part of any fandom. like i think Byler will be endgame in Stranger Things, but both Byler and Mileven shippers are so obnoxious and ruin a lot of discussions abt the show. Milevens are worse tho bc a lot of them are homophones
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
dude shipping in general fucking sucks and is the worst part of any fandom. like i think Byler will be endgame in Stranger Things, but both Byler and Mileven shippers are so obnoxious and ruin a lot of discussions abt the show. Milevens are worse tho bc a lot of them are homophones
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
#itwelcometoderry SPOILERS

after episode 7, i’m almost certain that Marge will turn out to be the mother of Richie Tozier, and that Richie was named after Rich Santo, the boy who bravely died protecting her. it would be a perfect full circle connection
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Maturin BETTER be in the IT finale bro. he’s been teased all fucking season. give me the Massive Fucking Space Turtle™️ already
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
#itwelcometoderry SPOILERS

i love how Ingrid’s revelation that It wasn’t her father came only when it said it was going to sleep. like she didn’t snap out of it until she herself was negatively impacted. goes to show just how self-centered she is
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
friendly little reminder to conservatives: you have much more in common with the trans person who lives down the street than you ever have and ever will with Donald Trump or Elon Musk <3
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
arcane s2 is great until you actually sit down and realize characters and their actions just completely disregarded how they were written in s1 (Ekko being the one major exception)
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
dude november and december are just PEAK months of entertainment fod me…. we got Mighty Nein followed by Stranger things followed by Fallout, not to mention Critical Role campaign 4 having episodes every week as well. i’m eating GOOD!
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM