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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️

@ardnaid.bsky.social

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🏴‍☠️🌈OFMD, GO, Kaos, IwtV, any good queer media. I read a lot, crochet, knit, sew, and play video games. I like new friends 💜 18+ I share nsfw stuff Late 30s, demisexual & panromantic, living in the Midwest https://linktr.ee/ardnaid

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · Nov 3

I made an account for my creations so I don't spam upy normal account with stuff people don't wanna see and links to my shop. Give it a follow if you're interested 😊

bsky.app/profile/andy...

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 6h

Thankfully most of my yarn is in sealed totes, this was just my remnants, but still. I've got the heebie jeebies. I don't want any more spider jump scares

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 6h

I was digging through my yarn and found a spider in there wtf, that's not where you go. And my daughter was there so I had to fight the smooshing impulse and the shriek I wanted to let out.

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 7h

Unless that link mentions it, it won't load for me..but still. We need a comprehensive list of all our fraud and feuds lol

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 7h

I don't know how I missed that write up! I just read it and got to experience the music video again LMAO

I'm surprised there was no mention of us feuding with the stucky shippers too, unless that was after. I can't keep track of all our voter fraud

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 8h

I logged into an alt and looked up my main. Uhhhhh I am ancient 😭😭😭

Also, I was reminded I collected homemade marmalade because of an anime but now it makes me think of our boys

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 8h

Ooo smart! I might just have to try!

When the new owner took over this last go round I tried but I also couldn't remember the birthday or much other info 😭

That account has to be old enough to drink by now or close to it. Man I'm old

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 8h

I miss neopets, I can't get into my main account anymore so I don't want to play lmao

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 8h

I had a computer but no Internet at home so I'd go to the library and download .midi files of music from video games and fics on my 3.5" floppy disks so I could enjoy them at home.

I had an entire box of discs with fics, I hope someone finds that treasure trove one day and goes wtf.

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 8h

Thigh riding, there's not enough of that lol

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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 12h

Top: a red panda hesitates to carve a jack o lantern. Hedgehog asks “are you going to carve that pumpkin?” Red panda replies “I dunno. I feel kinda bad stabbing it in the face.” Bottom: red panda and pumpkin cuddle under a blanket with hot cocoa and a spooky book. Panda has drawn a happy face onto the pumpkin with a sharpie.

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 10h

I made this tonight! So filling, I am stuffed. And best news, kiddo ate it! She said it was okay but finished the small bowl I gave her so, that's a win

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 10h

I seriously would wear a couple in daily life if that were a thing. Like sometimes I just wanna sit outside and knit without people talking to me. Or if I'm out in public and it's a Big Overstimulating Day I can wear a pin that says I'm .5 seconds from a panic attack

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 10h

I hope one day we get a hobby drama writeup. Or someone starts a fandom lore wiki and we have a massive page

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 10h

Oh the good old days

petrichor #CrewForLife #SaveOFMD @gheyandwoke.bsky.social · Jul 11

I made this one early in the renewal campaign days 😆

Multi-panel Ant-Man meme. Ant Man says: "So OFMD got cancelled?" Luis says, "Yeah, but we weren't ready to let it go. So we started harassing Max in their social media posts and called them on the phone. Casey Bloys said the numbers weren't there even though they totally were. Then he called on Gay Twitter to support The Gilded Age and Gay Twitter was like hell nah. We accused Zaslav of insider trading."

Luis continues: "We raised $20k to put a billboard in Times Square. And to fly a plane over Max's headquarters. OFMD got nominated for a GLAAD award and Max said jack shit about it. All this time we're getting the petition up to like 85k signatures. Dad came on Instagram and pitched the show to other streamers. So since then we've been contacting Netflix, Amazon, and Apple TV."

Luis continues: "Astroglide joined the crew and we did a watch-along with them and #LubeAsACrew was trending. We did that twice. Then Max said they were worried about violence in season 2, Dad called bullshit. We started getting a lot of major press coverage for our campaign. Dad posts a picture of a street in NYC and we all freak out. Some drama goes down with Renew As a Crew, idk."

Luis continues: "We do a bunch of watchalongs of related shows and movies. Season 2 airs in the UK and we get Wee John Wondays again. Rhys joins Cameo and makes heartwarming videos that make us cry. Dad's been really quiet so we hope he's in negotiations. And that's been the first 30 days in the gravy basket."

Ant-Man stares at Luis.

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 15h

🫂🫂🫂🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

My kiddo loves that book! She was obsessed with all potty books, pretty sure we have them all and she's been potty trained for 6 years lmao.

Also I made a ton of masks out of that caticorn fabric, they were a fave when I gave them away

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

I was so tired earlier that I dozed off for like 15 minutes, and I'm still tired but not sleepy. My brain is in that odd limbo where I can't focus on anything but also can't sleep, so I'm just watching pottery videos on YouTube, because that's one craft that won't lure me in so I can relax and enjoy

🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

My bestie made these for me a while back too! I have to find a better place to display them, they fell and Ed's leg broke 😭

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 1d

If y'all don't know the legend of Ben's anus.

Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · May 9

hey @heatherosborn.bsky.social I am preserving these from twitter because once again OCR came up somewhere and I was like "wait, you have to hear the story of Ben and his anus..."

Tweet 1: REASONS SCANNED BOOKS MUST BE COPYEDITED PRIOR TO DIGITAL RELEASE #1: "the startled newcomer entered the room, and fell into Ben's anus."

Tweet 2: "He pulled her into his anus & held her till she calmed, continuing to assure her she was safe." I WOULD NOT FEEL SAFE THERE. #scanningerror

Tweet 3: Scanning error of the day: "He got up to sit beside her and put his anus around her, and he held her tight for a moment." #NeverGetsOld

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

Drop something SKELETAL

A witchy skeleton sitting in a chair and knitting with a skeletal cat at their feet

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god if I could draw I'd match them up with little ofmd guys. So many Izzy ones.

There's also a couple I want for everyday life.

Screenshot from Facebook

"This rack of consent badges at a furry convention"

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

Smelly cheese?

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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 1d

Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

So there's a bunch of pictures of them with giant fucking fish and moose and deer.

Also, a lot of photos in this place have the dentist without a shirt on so that's... Also a choice.

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao none of the above. Apparently my dentist has two hobbies: doing triathlons and related stuff, and hunting. So most of the rooms I've been in have pictures of him running or newspaper articles. This room is one with hunting souvenirs from him and his dad (who was also a dentist there but passed)

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