I think part of the soundtrack to these fireworks is God Bless America as performed by Celine Dion?

Starting #HotFrosty. Will it be #awful or just bad? Let's find out! @theycallmedubs.bsky.social @aregularmess.bsky.social

My next career will be omw where I make movies about cults. All of the scripts will just be what 2-7 year olds do and say at the end of the night. I will make billions of dollars.

Casual reminder that the best Dylan song is One Headlight.

Happy National Left Handers' Day.

Building my power ballad repertoire for the next karaoke jam. Let's get weird.

Yes, this is exactly what he is known for.

I mean, i see more people walking in the street than on the sidewalk around here. Obviously correlation does not imy causation (thanks Mr Geelan), but....

My million dollar idea: a streaming service plug-in that allows parents to block shows that you don't want your kids to know are available (looking at you Paw Patrol).

WTF is this even supposed to mean?

Disappointed Justin Timberlake was the breakout performer from NSYNC, depriving us of the glory that could have been the hot collab group Jay-Z Chasez.

It's easy to laugh now but the situation at Burning Man is going to deliver so much generative disruption down the line. They're going to invent cannibalism and create an app for it called Eatr. Multiple companies that market sharpened sticks will get eight-figure venture investment.

Kid: only counted to 609.
Us: That’s a lot.
Kid: Yeah, i can count very much far, but not today because my mouth is tired from counting.