Zyzzyva
@zyzzyva.bsky.social
Sometime short story writer, sometime T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Bluesky microfic writer. He/him.
Can I introduce you to my longtime bsky avatar.
Many people have noted that while mermaids are sexy there is no obvious way to have something akin to hetero intercourse but you know who solves that? A mermaid where the bottom half is an octopus.
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Can I introduce you to my longtime bsky avatar.
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Speaking of my 40k army that I need to get back into painting, here's a blorbo of them @vezimira.bsky.social did for me!
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Speaking of my 40k army that I need to get back into painting, here's a blorbo of them @vezimira.bsky.social did for me!
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In 2013 a speedrunner found a glitch in Mario 64 that was almost entirely non-replicable because it was caused by a subatomic particle resulting from outer space beaming in and changing a single bit in the game which was later replicated by some using a program that flipped the single bit
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In 2013 a speedrunner found a glitch in Mario 64 that was almost entirely non-replicable because it was caused by a subatomic particle resulting from outer space beaming in and changing a single bit in the game which was later replicated by some using a program that flipped the single bit
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
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Due to another emergency I'm opening up another 1 or 2 slots for commissions. If you want a custom short piece of erotica then email me at [email protected]
-$60 per 1,000 words
-Specializing in mind control, bdsm, and humiliation kinks
-Strong character voices and dynamics
-$60 per 1,000 words
-Specializing in mind control, bdsm, and humiliation kinks
-Strong character voices and dynamics
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Due to another emergency I'm opening up another 1 or 2 slots for commissions. If you want a custom short piece of erotica then email me at [email protected]
-$60 per 1,000 words
-Specializing in mind control, bdsm, and humiliation kinks
-Strong character voices and dynamics
-$60 per 1,000 words
-Specializing in mind control, bdsm, and humiliation kinks
-Strong character voices and dynamics
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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Fwiw, my first KOTOR1 character took no points in any force talents and dual-wielded conventional swords and considered the Jedi a bunch of contemptible asshats, and it made the twist that I had not been spoiled on *so much better*.
(But, of course, that is *also* a Jedi story.)
(But, of course, that is *also* a Jedi story.)
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fwiw, my first KOTOR1 character took no points in any force talents and dual-wielded conventional swords and considered the Jedi a bunch of contemptible asshats, and it made the twist that I had not been spoiled on *so much better*.
(But, of course, that is *also* a Jedi story.)
(But, of course, that is *also* a Jedi story.)
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I love the Grey Cup because all the cheerleaders are trying to look cute while wearing gear that is usually reserved for solo climbing K2
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I love the Grey Cup because all the cheerleaders are trying to look cute while wearing gear that is usually reserved for solo climbing K2
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I could see an A.I. program being useful to automate some unpleasant talk, such as reading A.I. prose, watching A.I. videos, or listening to A.I. music so I wouldn’t have to. An A.I. assistant could summarize those things for me and I could have another A.I. assistant read those summaries.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I could see an A.I. program being useful to automate some unpleasant talk, such as reading A.I. prose, watching A.I. videos, or listening to A.I. music so I wouldn’t have to. An A.I. assistant could summarize those things for me and I could have another A.I. assistant read those summaries.
Rainbow capitalism is absolutely a windsock rather than an actual positive, but I'm chosing to see this as a good indication on wind.
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Rainbow capitalism is absolutely a windsock rather than an actual positive, but I'm chosing to see this as a good indication on wind.
So I did some cybersecurity training today, it was mostly fine. Phishing, VPNs, 2-factor, all that stuff. Even learned a thing (always use your own charger and a power outlet, never a public USB charger, which I'd never considered but in retrospect makes sense).
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So I did some cybersecurity training today, it was mostly fine. Phishing, VPNs, 2-factor, all that stuff. Even learned a thing (always use your own charger and a power outlet, never a public USB charger, which I'd never considered but in retrospect makes sense).
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I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10
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My favorite thing about Warhammer 40K is also one of the dumbest things that makes no sense: the scale.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My favorite thing about Warhammer 40K is also one of the dumbest things that makes no sense: the scale.
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
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Honestly it’s mind blowing to think of all the art we’ve done during half a decade? And not only that, that this is just a fraction of what we’ve published. There’s still shifts from the shelves, reagent materia, tales from the facilities… very very cool
It's kinda crazy to me how much art @jillsuccubus.bsky.social and I have done for Vivid Shadows over the last 6 Octobers. I put a little collage with all of them in the art book this year.
SO MUCH SMUT.
SO MUCH SMUT.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Honestly it’s mind blowing to think of all the art we’ve done during half a decade? And not only that, that this is just a fraction of what we’ve published. There’s still shifts from the shelves, reagent materia, tales from the facilities… very very cool
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
I really need to paint my other squads, eighty guardsmen looks a lot cooler than 32.
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I really need to paint my other squads, eighty guardsmen looks a lot cooler than 32.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not sharing selfies on bsky, but: I think my homemade Abby Saja costume turned out well.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Not sharing selfies on bsky, but: I think my homemade Abby Saja costume turned out well.