It’s rash season
June 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s rash season
Anxiety through the roof
April 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anxiety through the roof
When I first heard “autism epidemic” I cackled so loud
April 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I first heard “autism epidemic” I cackled so loud
I miss my bellybutton piercing sm
March 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I miss my bellybutton piercing sm
For the foreseeable future my brain will autocorrect Thailand to Taiwan
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For the foreseeable future my brain will autocorrect Thailand to Taiwan
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us? the nation who ate Tide Pods? has resurrected measles??? I don’t believe it.
March 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
us? the nation who ate Tide Pods? has resurrected measles??? I don’t believe it.
I’m going to cry, but I can’t stop watching the train wreck
March 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m going to cry, but I can’t stop watching the train wreck
Man. PPD really does rob moms of enjoying their babies in the moment. I look back on pictures of my girl when she was a couple months old and I remember being so incredibly depressed I didn’t fully experience what it is to have a tiny human be the embodiment of joy, wonder, and exploration
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Man. PPD really does rob moms of enjoying their babies in the moment. I look back on pictures of my girl when she was a couple months old and I remember being so incredibly depressed I didn’t fully experience what it is to have a tiny human be the embodiment of joy, wonder, and exploration
Sunday can’t come fast enough. And the Sunday after that, and the Sunday after that
March 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sunday can’t come fast enough. And the Sunday after that, and the Sunday after that
Doechii’s BRRR-A in that anxiety song just sounds so perfect. I genuinely relate to the phrase “it scratches an itch in my brain” now
February 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Doechii’s BRRR-A in that anxiety song just sounds so perfect. I genuinely relate to the phrase “it scratches an itch in my brain” now
The changed the intro song for The White Lotus. Porquuueeeeee
February 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The changed the intro song for The White Lotus. Porquuueeeeee
Why is Elon built like that
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Why is Elon built like that
Shit like this is the only reason I still have Twitter. I laughed for a solid 30 seconds
February 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Shit like this is the only reason I still have Twitter. I laughed for a solid 30 seconds
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Niggas be coughing like the plague in em
February 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Niggas be coughing like the plague in em
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Shout out to everyone having an expensive meal tonight where the bread and butter is the best part
February 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Shout out to everyone having an expensive meal tonight where the bread and butter is the best part
It’s such a jarring thing seeing kids I watched over when they were elementary/middle school age be in their late teens like what?! I forget I’m in my mid twenties like what?! I’m a whole ass mom now and it’s still like what?!
February 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s such a jarring thing seeing kids I watched over when they were elementary/middle school age be in their late teens like what?! I forget I’m in my mid twenties like what?! I’m a whole ass mom now and it’s still like what?!
I want my mom level to be Donna Lou Who. I love her
February 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I want my mom level to be Donna Lou Who. I love her
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coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.
February 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.
For the longest time, I thought I would never stop missing certain friendships. I would think about them and spiral into depression. I had a fleeting thought about them today realized it was with a sense of apathy.
February 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
For the longest time, I thought I would never stop missing certain friendships. I would think about them and spiral into depression. I had a fleeting thought about them today realized it was with a sense of apathy.
I’m gonna be drinking so much for the next 4 years if week 1 is any indicator
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m gonna be drinking so much for the next 4 years if week 1 is any indicator
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One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing
January 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing
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I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.
January 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.
“What if I just kms” at any slight inconvenience
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“What if I just kms” at any slight inconvenience