Gregory Hays
@aristofontes.bsky.social
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Teacher, Latinist. Neither the son of true believers nor of good reputation. Once translated Marcus Aurelius, but I don't speak for him. (Neither of us speaks for UVA.) Minor outlying island. Can serve briefly as a boat. He/him.
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The time between ordering a pizza and the pizza arriving contains the darkest introspection I ever allow myself.
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The girlfriend of the founder of Antifa
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in 'Casablanca'
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a PLANNED meeting for his ROUTINE yearly check up
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Time for an oil change
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tell me more
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"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
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"Staunton"
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Just saw someone describe themselves as a “trolley problem purist” and bro
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While we should not hand over our wallet to the wallet inspector unthinkingly, his request provides a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to work with him on developing better ways to store money
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Oh, no argument from me.
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[Pedro Carmichael voice] AlbAYNIANS
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The media don't go after Trump's obvious incompetence (in both the regular sense and the legal one) because they take it for granted. They don't view running the country as his job. His job is to produce amazing content and he continues to do it very effectively.
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There are some soothing noises about "ethical use," but nothing in there gives me any confidence.
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Filed my comment with the BOV on the regime's university "compact." One point I made was that UVA belongs to the citizens of the Commonwealth and is subject to oversight by the General Assembly. Board members should think hard about their position if they trade away what is not theirs to give.
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Appreciate the correction.
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We just got through a period with a dean of the libraries who reluctantly had to agree that some functionality for "legacy users" (you know, the people who still use books) had to be kept. It was not awesome, no. Good luck.
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Standing up for democracy, but not if it interferes with Seersucker Day
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When I was in college I saw a first-run movie starring Lillian Gish, who was in Birth of a Nation.
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Harriet Tubman could have met both Thomas Jefferson and Ronald Reagan.
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No! No!!
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Hey Siri show me the desktop of someone who despises himself
my desktop which has copies of the recent dogshit books of Stephen Breyer, Anthony Kennedy, and Amy coney Barrett
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I, personally, would not wish to demean these sturdy sons of the soil by asking them to accept my woke tax dollars. Let us honor their proud independence and self-sufficiency.