The Homestuck Menopause
@armoredprincess.bsky.social
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HERE BURN THE SOULS OF A THOUSAND GENERATIONS. GATHER DEMONS AND COME AGAIN.
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phimeirai.bsky.social
normal ways to use a single seater
a satyr and werewolf siting in a chair nonchalantly and more enthused in their respective books while having their legs wrapped on one another. the satyr is upside down.
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disconympho.bsky.social
stick n pokes are kinda hot in a trashy way
colored Beatrix slides down her pajama pants to show off her sweet star tat, and some tasteful girl dick
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mightnot.fail
thank you steam workshop
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fqts.bsky.social
PokeTaki💃

#umamusume
Artist X: @/my_sweet_megane
armoredprincess.bsky.social
i like bringing this one up because it demythifies one of my personal bugbears: the construction of martial arts as "traditional" (laterally from the idea that "tradition" ipso facto is worthy of veneration)
armoredprincess.bsky.social
during his 1936 visit to the united states, jigoro kano, inventor of judo, had ample opportunity to sample coca-cola
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baudrillardwarned.us
"Very High Definition, with its ambition of producing images, sounds, information, bodies in microvision, in stereoscopy, as you have never seen them before, as you will never see them, is unrealizable."
- The Perfect Crime
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furbyhancock.bsky.social
You've achieved enlightenment! Please select your next course of action:

> Escape samsara
> Strive for the liberation of all sentient beings
> Prestige (Rebirth as E. Coli bacterium + 25% faster spiritual growth)
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hezodronpetra.bsky.social
pokke really likes when she and tachyon get to race together
#junglepocket #agnestachyon #poketaki #ポケタキ
#umamusume #yuri #art
jungle pocket pins agnes tachyon to a wall. they're pulling apart after making out and there's a spit trail between their lips.
tachyon: "pokke-kun... you couldn't even wait until we reached your dressing room?"
pokke: "quit fuckin' around, tachy... you can't wait either, i can tell."
pokke moves one hand under tachyon's lab coat to grope her over her sweater.
tachyon: "fair enough. anything for my favorite guinea pig, hm?"
she starts to lift pokke's skirt and unbuckle her suspenders.
pokke: "yeah, yeah. now shut up and help me out of these, genius."
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toskarin.bsky.social
Bladekeeper of the Three-Swords-On-Ten, Heulwen

(dialogue blatantly ripped from tumblr user contemptible-scoundrel)
armoredprincess.bsky.social
block rockin' beats, thunder kiss 65 and immigrant song are the same song
armoredprincess.bsky.social
the white 20 year old jiujitsu blue belt has an opinion on traditional chinese martial arts
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vaporlight.bsky.social
Instant death. Of course, that's not the end of the agony. Hell awaits the cassiophagous man. In the second bolgia, they who flatter their meager aliments canelously must soak forever in piping-hot sewage, wrestling in stuporous fury with all souls fool enough to paint lilies and gild refined gold
pocket item: "what happens to your body when you eat cinnamon every day"
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proletkvlt.bsky.social
ANGUISH

CHAPTER II: THE MIDNIGHT SEA

The end begins.

archiveofourown.org/works/708445...
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estrogenbomb.bsky.social
happy to announce that im opening commissions on vgen 🤭

and im taking this as an opportunity to share some of my
favorite sketches, too

vgen.co/yellowknives
armoredprincess.bsky.social
i did it in physicalbone3D but your thing is cool too
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Do You Maybe Wanna Collect This One Together
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