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I asked Alec Baldwin if he would play corndad in my Bluesky movie and he said yes on the condition that he get to shoot the director and I said but Alec I am the director and he said oh I guess I assumed it would be a woman never mind
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I asked Alec Baldwin if he would play corndad in my Bluesky movie and he said yes on the condition that he get to shoot the director and I said but Alec I am the director and he said oh I guess I assumed it would be a woman never mind
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man i was only alive for 2 months before HIPAA rights were signed into law. kinda feels targeted
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
man i was only alive for 2 months before HIPAA rights were signed into law. kinda feels targeted
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
kinda impressed i forgot about tiktok until 1.5 weeks in
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
kinda impressed i forgot about tiktok until 1.5 weeks in
just got my dad to use something bought with money i earned (one pill of 10mg melatonin)
beti ka paisa is the new wave y'all
beti ka paisa is the new wave y'all
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
just got my dad to use something bought with money i earned (one pill of 10mg melatonin)
beti ka paisa is the new wave y'all
beti ka paisa is the new wave y'all
woke up from this dream muttering "laszlo, i didn't know you were white" i miss my cat so bad
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
woke up from this dream muttering "laszlo, i didn't know you were white" i miss my cat so bad
we were tryna find garlic powder at a mumbai supermarket & couldn't (its just not used at all here) & i joked "hey there's garlic in this pasta masala powder, lets just get that"
my dad, correctly, ignored me but i got a pity smile from the shop assistant so,,,, score
my dad, correctly, ignored me but i got a pity smile from the shop assistant so,,,, score
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
we were tryna find garlic powder at a mumbai supermarket & couldn't (its just not used at all here) & i joked "hey there's garlic in this pasta masala powder, lets just get that"
my dad, correctly, ignored me but i got a pity smile from the shop assistant so,,,, score
my dad, correctly, ignored me but i got a pity smile from the shop assistant so,,,, score
no lie, snoop dogg's sweatpants collection is truly the comfiest airport wear possible. could not recommend more
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
no lie, snoop dogg's sweatpants collection is truly the comfiest airport wear possible. could not recommend more
i wonder what rupert snell's social calendar looks like
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i wonder what rupert snell's social calendar looks like
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Today’s book:
Read & Write Hindi Script
Teach Yourself
- Rupert Snell
As I’ve said before, Teach Yourself doesn’t have the best full courses, but their script introductions are pretty good.
Personally I have found value in devoting time to a new script in the beginning.
#langsky
Read & Write Hindi Script
Teach Yourself
- Rupert Snell
As I’ve said before, Teach Yourself doesn’t have the best full courses, but their script introductions are pretty good.
Personally I have found value in devoting time to a new script in the beginning.
#langsky
December 20, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Today’s book:
Read & Write Hindi Script
Teach Yourself
- Rupert Snell
As I’ve said before, Teach Yourself doesn’t have the best full courses, but their script introductions are pretty good.
Personally I have found value in devoting time to a new script in the beginning.
#langsky
Read & Write Hindi Script
Teach Yourself
- Rupert Snell
As I’ve said before, Teach Yourself doesn’t have the best full courses, but their script introductions are pretty good.
Personally I have found value in devoting time to a new script in the beginning.
#langsky
listened to an ep of this hindi vocab podcast recorded like 15 years ago at UT Austin. host speaks hindi rly well but with the slightest tinge of a western accent & i figured its a brown undergrad king tryna reconnect to his culture
nah man its this guy
nah man its this guy
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
listened to an ep of this hindi vocab podcast recorded like 15 years ago at UT Austin. host speaks hindi rly well but with the slightest tinge of a western accent & i figured its a brown undergrad king tryna reconnect to his culture
nah man its this guy
nah man its this guy
bruh SYML is so good, how am i just logging into this,,, fear of water just came on shuffle & i have chills
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
bruh SYML is so good, how am i just logging into this,,, fear of water just came on shuffle & i have chills
brother's catsitting for 2 weeks while i'm away & i'm terrified she will realize how much better she can have it (he is fully wrapped around her lil paw)
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
brother's catsitting for 2 weeks while i'm away & i'm terrified she will realize how much better she can have it (he is fully wrapped around her lil paw)
only teacher i keep in touch with is my 6th grade English teacher on instagram & i would die for her. she bakes & makes linguine & i just realized i've known her for 18 years, oh my god
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
only teacher i keep in touch with is my 6th grade English teacher on instagram & i would die for her. she bakes & makes linguine & i just realized i've known her for 18 years, oh my god
chest congestion goes crazy rn, i'm doing the nosferatu voice every time i mouth breathe
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
chest congestion goes crazy rn, i'm doing the nosferatu voice every time i mouth breathe
god this has me ctfu so bad bc like. whitney is so MAGA she would find this fanvid disrespectful. how do you attract a fanbase so rabidly against everything you believe in, that's so wild
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
god this has me ctfu so bad bc like. whitney is so MAGA she would find this fanvid disrespectful. how do you attract a fanbase so rabidly against everything you believe in, that's so wild
sickness update: still sick. currently reading a book written by one of the mormon wives to cope. heavy stuff, clearly not polished by some high level editor but honestly i kinda like that. kinda rare to find a book this raw nowadays
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
sickness update: still sick. currently reading a book written by one of the mormon wives to cope. heavy stuff, clearly not polished by some high level editor but honestly i kinda like that. kinda rare to find a book this raw nowadays
"are you rly sick" i have the worst friends
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"are you rly sick" i have the worst friends
already at that point in illness where i'm genuinely convinced no one's ever felt worse than i do in this very moment. saw a video of my fav reality girl feeling sad about being eliminated from dwts & was like "yeah well, at least she isn't kinda sick w a cold rn so"
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
already at that point in illness where i'm genuinely convinced no one's ever felt worse than i do in this very moment. saw a video of my fav reality girl feeling sad about being eliminated from dwts & was like "yeah well, at least she isn't kinda sick w a cold rn so"
ngl it is kinda nice to work for a corporation so big that false rumors (about the literal facility i work at) are floating around on reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ngl it is kinda nice to work for a corporation so big that false rumors (about the literal facility i work at) are floating around on reddit
s/o to the pakistani guy at my local walmart who refuses to check my receipt on the way out. mending decades' long conflict, one day at a time
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
s/o to the pakistani guy at my local walmart who refuses to check my receipt on the way out. mending decades' long conflict, one day at a time
genuinely think my cat knows when i am about to put her in her crate bc she can hear my heart beat a million times faster
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
genuinely think my cat knows when i am about to put her in her crate bc she can hear my heart beat a million times faster
rahul: i've been doing this plex thing lately--
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
rahul: i've been doing this plex thing lately--
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck