Chris
@asheikussy.bsky.social
Reposted by Chris
*a mutant casually enjoying their powers*
Rogue:
Rogue:
March 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
*a mutant casually enjoying their powers*
Rogue:
Rogue:
Reposted by Chris
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
Reposted by Chris
$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care
$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
December 1, 2024 at 8:41 PM
$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care
$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
Reposted by Chris
My horing is done for the rest of the month
November 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
My horing is done for the rest of the month
Reposted by Chris
"King of the Hill" is not an animated sitcom. It is an animated, well-researched documentary on life in Texas presented as a sitcom.
November 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
"King of the Hill" is not an animated sitcom. It is an animated, well-researched documentary on life in Texas presented as a sitcom.
Reposted by Chris
Show them car selfies
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Show them car selfies
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
Perfect excuse to post my Halloween costume.
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Perfect excuse to post my Halloween costume.
Reposted by Chris
Kill your lawn and replace it with native prairie. I mow annually, I don’t water, I don’t fertilize, and I have a garden that supports over 40 species of plants and countless pollinators and beneficial insects
November 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Kill your lawn and replace it with native prairie. I mow annually, I don’t water, I don’t fertilize, and I have a garden that supports over 40 species of plants and countless pollinators and beneficial insects
Reposted by Chris
Pretending it doesn’t exist so it can watch everything else get plated
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Pretending it doesn’t exist so it can watch everything else get plated
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
Imma just leave this here 😅
November 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Imma just leave this here 😅
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
Late night selfies 🧡
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Late night selfies 🧡
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
excavate your guts is kinda insane
November 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
excavate your guts is kinda insane
Reposted by Chris
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
Bring my oomfs back to me plz 🥺🫣
November 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Bring my oomfs back to me plz 🥺🫣
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
