I’m so tired of the fake outrage online about the dumbest shit that doesn’t matter at all. Like aren’t you people tired of being angry all the time? Since when did everybody give a damn about Cracker Barrel’s logo?

Repost if you think it's time to ban members of Congress from trading stocks.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Trump’s plan to take over Gaza and turn it into the “Riviera of the Middle East” is illegal, immoral, and indefensible.

I have evil and spite coursing through my veins and clogging my arteries

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

every trip to the grocery store holds the potential to radicalize me into a niche political sect. wish me luck

My stomach is making sounds you’ve never heard before

All I want for Christmas is to fist fight my aunt

Somehow a raw chicken breast broke out of its package and froze onto my new pint of ice cream.. I got the chicken off and washed the container w soap and water. Do we think I’ll die if I eat the ice cream? What’s the chance of getting salmon vanilla?

Why do all practical winter boots have to be so ugly??

Today I’m the princess and everyone is my pea.

Sometimes you’re the princess and sometimes you’re the pea.