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“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...
Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’
WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy relationship.” “Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea […]
theonion.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...
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Never miss a golden promo oppy.
March 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Never miss a golden promo oppy.
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The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?
Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk's Straight-Arm Salute
Right-wing extremists are abuzz over Elon Musk giving an awkward straight-armed salute during an inauguration rally for Donald Trump.
www.rollingstone.com
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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hey boss made that rocking horse real slutty like you asked
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
hey boss made that rocking horse real slutty like you asked
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
theonion.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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I love all the science and cats, but some memes would be cool too...
November 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I love all the science and cats, but some memes would be cool too...
Me trying to figure out another social media app:
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ALT: Orange Cat Staring GIF
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Me trying to figure out another social media app: