Ashlie Weeks, Esq.
@ashlieweeks.bsky.social
Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts evidence accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & patent inventor. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's.
I cut my leg on a box so I put some Vicks Vapor Rub on my chest. Pretty sure it's multifunctional, yes...?
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I cut my leg on a box so I put some Vicks Vapor Rub on my chest. Pretty sure it's multifunctional, yes...?
The Democrats are a massive failure.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Democrats are a massive failure.
So @themachetiedawg.bsky.social knows what's up
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So @themachetiedawg.bsky.social knows what's up
PRIMARY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
PRIMARY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
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Trump wine being sold on Federal grounds.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Trump wine being sold on Federal grounds.
This photo is incredible.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This photo is incredible.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
He's even fuglier asleep
He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him ‘Sleepy Joe’. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He's even fuglier asleep
Le Mutt had a lipoma removed from her joint that was making her walk funny. This is her when I took her home from surgery. She did great. Peanut is resting now but she insists on moving around. It's like herding cats when Le Mutt is determined to get around. So proud of my 13 yo girl being a champ.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Le Mutt had a lipoma removed from her joint that was making her walk funny. This is her when I took her home from surgery. She did great. Peanut is resting now but she insists on moving around. It's like herding cats when Le Mutt is determined to get around. So proud of my 13 yo girl being a champ.
CNN is so incredibly very bad at this. There's no "surprise" win for Trump before this egregiously vomitous Supreme Court. 3 of 9 are truly objective. The rest are pawns & routinely abandon the law & Federal judges applying it appropriately across the country. They must be impeached.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
CNN is so incredibly very bad at this. There's no "surprise" win for Trump before this egregiously vomitous Supreme Court. 3 of 9 are truly objective. The rest are pawns & routinely abandon the law & Federal judges applying it appropriately across the country. They must be impeached.
My desk lamp is brighter than this thing
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My desk lamp is brighter than this thing
Well done in our Nation's Capitol.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well done in our Nation's Capitol.
I accidentally sneezed in tiny dog's breakfast this morning while serving him and have been getting the stink eye since. Apparently that's not proper butler behavior.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I accidentally sneezed in tiny dog's breakfast this morning while serving him and have been getting the stink eye since. Apparently that's not proper butler behavior.
Apparently not so I got that going for me which is nice
But did they look weird in the blouse?
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Apparently not so I got that going for me which is nice
Me to my bestie: hey do my elbows look weird with this blouse
Bff: I cannot believe this is my life
Bff: I cannot believe this is my life
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me to my bestie: hey do my elbows look weird with this blouse
Bff: I cannot believe this is my life
Bff: I cannot believe this is my life
I had a friend inside the house. I was outside sweeping the front porch. The ring doorbell detected a person near the door/dinged on my phone & I called her & told her 2 go see who was @ the door. She's like it's u dumb*ass; you're sweeping the stairs. I can't believe you're my lawyer.
Me: my bad
Me: my bad
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I had a friend inside the house. I was outside sweeping the front porch. The ring doorbell detected a person near the door/dinged on my phone & I called her & told her 2 go see who was @ the door. She's like it's u dumb*ass; you're sweeping the stairs. I can't believe you're my lawyer.
Me: my bad
Me: my bad
This administration truly enjoys seeing people suffer.
Just think about that for a moment.
They are the happiest and most comfortable when human beings are in pain and dying.
Just think about that for a moment.
They are the happiest and most comfortable when human beings are in pain and dying.
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This administration truly enjoys seeing people suffer.
Just think about that for a moment.
They are the happiest and most comfortable when human beings are in pain and dying.
Just think about that for a moment.
They are the happiest and most comfortable when human beings are in pain and dying.
I cannot stop laughing at this
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I cannot stop laughing at this
I honestly can't believe he's dating a woman. I thought for sure his dating pool was constrained to skinwalkers.
Waste, Fraud, Abuse
It really describes the Entire regime on a personal level
The swamp expanded not drained
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
It really describes the Entire regime on a personal level
The swamp expanded not drained
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report
The FBI director is mandated to use a government plane for travel, but lawmakers have criticized Patel for overutilization
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I honestly can't believe he's dating a woman. I thought for sure his dating pool was constrained to skinwalkers.
Woke up this morning.
In America.
Wicked bummer.
In America.
Wicked bummer.
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Woke up this morning.
In America.
Wicked bummer.
In America.
Wicked bummer.
I'll eat my car if trump can either pronounce "constrictions" or know what it means.
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'll eat my car if trump can either pronounce "constrictions" or know what it means.
I doubt he could even point to the country Turkey on a map even if slices of turkey were pictured above it.
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I doubt he could even point to the country Turkey on a map even if slices of turkey were pictured above it.
I'm just going to start booing people when they are talking and annoy me. For context, I shall be booing more than speaking these days.
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm just going to start booing people when they are talking and annoy me. For context, I shall be booing more than speaking these days.
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Ashlie, you have a way with words. Also, nailed it again.
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ashlie, you have a way with words. Also, nailed it again.