You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— oh.

Please, someone at OPM tally for me the number of "what I did last week" responses that just say "your mom." This is information of national importance.

if you're reading this 50 years from now I need you to know that this series of world events isn't as dumb as it probably seems, it's actually much, much dumber than you can possibly imagine

My mental state has reached "need to rewatch Outlander," in case anyone was wondering.

This billboard says it all.

Surrender Greenland, or I will send Eric the Stupid and Junior the Con back.