Ash
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Cars should refuse to turn on CarPlay until you buckle your seat belt. It would be as or more effective 😂
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Cars should refuse to turn on CarPlay until you buckle your seat belt. It would be as or more effective 😂
My sister’s reaction was that’s too emo and it made me think is this Patrick Stump bear?
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My sister’s reaction was that’s too emo and it made me think is this Patrick Stump bear?
Poall: best couples costume: Dorothy and the Tin man or Gilligan and the skipper
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Poall: best couples costume: Dorothy and the Tin man or Gilligan and the skipper
Potentially in the top ten dorky things o do but sometimes “I appreciate you” lands so much better than thank you
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Potentially in the top ten dorky things o do but sometimes “I appreciate you” lands so much better than thank you
Overheard at the airport lounge in Philly: they had water ice idk what the hell that is 😂😂😂 #tellmeyourenotlocal
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Overheard at the airport lounge in Philly: they had water ice idk what the hell that is 😂😂😂 #tellmeyourenotlocal
Tipsy with the one tree hill song in an airport lounge is the worst combo because I can’t belt it out #idontwannabeanythingothenmeeeeeee
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Tipsy with the one tree hill song in an airport lounge is the worst combo because I can’t belt it out #idontwannabeanythingothenmeeeeeee
I have belatedly gotten into short form video content and I am quite tickled that what the algorithm has chosen to swing to for me is thrifting, bad jokes, good comedy, crafting videos, and taskmaster. Well played.
August 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have belatedly gotten into short form video content and I am quite tickled that what the algorithm has chosen to swing to for me is thrifting, bad jokes, good comedy, crafting videos, and taskmaster. Well played.
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A book that’s a perfect mix of mystery with some magic in it and delightful worldbuilding with all the comfort and quirkiness of a small town where everyone knows everyone. Well worth giving it a try while it’s on sale!
A book that’s a perfect mix of mystery with some magic in it and delightful worldbuilding with all the comfort and quirkiness of a small town where everyone knows everyone. Well worth giving it a try while it’s on sale!
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Stargazy Pie by Victoria Goddard
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July 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
click.mlsend.com/link/c/YT0yN...
A book that’s a perfect mix of mystery with some magic in it and delightful worldbuilding with all the comfort and quirkiness of a small town where everyone knows everyone. Well worth giving it a try while it’s on sale!
A book that’s a perfect mix of mystery with some magic in it and delightful worldbuilding with all the comfort and quirkiness of a small town where everyone knows everyone. Well worth giving it a try while it’s on sale!
Okay but I AM interested in how Drake is doing in this survey even if I’m not interested in HIM.
May 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Okay but I AM interested in how Drake is doing in this survey even if I’m not interested in HIM.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... honestly cannot complain… though if I’d cheated I could have gotten a west wing sweep and I can’t decide if that’s excellent or scary.
May 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... honestly cannot complain… though if I’d cheated I could have gotten a west wing sweep and I can’t decide if that’s excellent or scary.
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And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot
Apple TV+ debuts trailer for “Murderbot,” premiering May 16
Apple TV+ unveiled the trailer for “Murderbot,” the comedic thriller series starring and executive produced by Emmy Award winner Alexander Skarsgård.
www.apple.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
This is a scream into the void about people formatting things in dumb ways that don’t improve form or function
April 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is a scream into the void about people formatting things in dumb ways that don’t improve form or function
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LE PEN IN LE PENITENIARY
The headline writes itself
The headline writes itself
March 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
LE PEN IN LE PENITENIARY
The headline writes itself
The headline writes itself
This just feels extra cursed to me.
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This just feels extra cursed to me.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
November 12, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
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i’m not going to get outraged by a non-profit whose employees have been targeted for murder for being slow to change out security providers (an expensive and difficult process) after their startup provider got bought by a defense contractor *and neither should you*, this is meaningless outragebait
Planned Parenthood paid more than $3.3 million to arms manufacturer Raytheon Foreground Security for “IT Services," tax returns show
Why does Planned Parenthood contract with Raytheon?
Few demands for divestment in the repro rights movement have emerged, likely because workers are unaware of Planned Parenthood's connection to Raytheon
prismreports.org
May 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM
i’m not going to get outraged by a non-profit whose employees have been targeted for murder for being slow to change out security providers (an expensive and difficult process) after their startup provider got bought by a defense contractor *and neither should you*, this is meaningless outragebait
Me not saying Louisa may Alcott was gay while watching little women.
May 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Me not saying Louisa may Alcott was gay while watching little women.