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Miss Ashten
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theabigailthorn.bsky.social
Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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ghostynewt.bsky.social
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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esqueer.net
This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get.

www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
Crucial memory will soon be a memory itself as Micron abandons consumers in favor of AI data centers
The RAM crisis is just getting started.
www.pcgamer.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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carnage4life.bsky.social
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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jaydub083.bsky.social
Machine: Leave debit card in.
Machine: Leave debit card in.
Machine: Leave debit card in.
Machine: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST REMOVE CARD NOW!
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: It's a wooden doorway in a blue-walled room. The walls have white trim, the doorway has yellow trim, and the floor is a brown. Someone is yelling through the door, "THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY YURI HAPPENING IN THERE!!" In the room various noises are heard like "BAM", "SHIIIINGG", "BAM" (again), and "CRASH" Panel 2: The yeller, now revealed to be Shen, kicks open the door with a sour, frustrated expression. Panel 3: The people in the room are two girls in the midst of violent combat, one wielding double uzis (black dress, blonde hair, messy ponytail, bullet belt over shoulder), and the other a katana (dark green sweatpants, red sneakers, white tank top, straight dark brown hair). They are both looking at Shen, the uzis girl having just stopped firing, with the smoke still coming off her guns, and the katana girl having stopped mid-swing at the uzi girl's head. Panel 4: Shen points at them, infuriated, his face cloaked in shadow, yelling "I SAID NO YURI"
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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sylve.online
Discord. There is a reason why I have my sound settings as they are and I do not want those Halloween sounds. They are terrible. I am mildly misophonic and my settings for notification sounds are very specific. Sure, you can opt out, but one shouldn't be forced to opt in in the first place.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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bradmossesq.bsky.social
I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ashten.online
let them eat waffles
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
ashten.online
POV: youre trying to do work
a doggo (ice cream) staring at me, wanting to play
September 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
ashten.online
i cant believe donald trump broke the escalator to heaven, thus cancelling the rapture
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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esqueer.net
Republicans: "transgenderism must be eradicated."

Trans people: "they're trying to eradicate us."

Republicans: "Saying we want to eradicate you is violent extremism."
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Sep 19
The Heritage Foundation is going after me this morning calling me a terrorist because I am accurately stating what they are intending to do. Michael Knowles at CPAC explicitly called for the "eradication of transgenderism."

I'll continue to speak the truth of what is being done to my community.
A tweet from Oversight Project (@ItsYourGov) shows a screenshot of an Advocate article. The tweet text says: “This is an example of an element of TIVE rhetoric coming from @Harvard Professor Alejandra Caraballo @Esqueer_in the @TheAdvocateMag. The notion that opposing Transgender Ideology is a form of violence (‘eradication’ here) leads people to justify violence.” The screenshot highlights a quote from Alejandra Caraballo criticizing a Heritage Foundation policy proposal: “They want us all eradicated.”
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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avathegorl.bsky.social
Maruzensky's career mode is just this
September 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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williamsinstitute.bsky.social
Transgender people are over four times more likely than cisgender people to be victims of violent crime. bit.ly/transvictimized
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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griglars.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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deadheadgirly.bsky.social
The dark, shared secret a lot of trans girls have about white, “straight” conservative men is that while they publicly say what a danger we are, they are also often in our DMs and apps telling us how beautiful they think we are and how they’d love to see more of us etc.
August 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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qadishtujessica.inanna.app
can confirm
deadheadgirly.bsky.social Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · Aug 28
The dark, shared secret a lot of trans girls have about white, “straight” conservative men is that while they publicly say what a danger we are, they are also often in our DMs and apps telling us how beautiful they think we are and how they’d love to see more of us etc.
August 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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scaleesi.bsky.social
When it's too warm to wear a blouse, wear a capelet instead 🤓

Headdress: Distant Melody
Capelet: Meta
Jsk: Wirehead
Petticoat: Melikestea
Bag: Heart E
Tighs: Snag tighs
Shoes: Underground

#lolitafashion #egl #eglfashion #ロリィタ #ロリータファッション #elegantgothiclolita #jfashion #japanesefashion #ゴシックロリータ
Mirror selfie while wearing a red jsk with tartan print, white lace, and black ribbon trims. Holding a matching heart-shaped tartan print handbag with a large black bow on it. A black capelet with white lace trims covers the shoulders, and the headdress is also in matching red tartan print, white laces, and black ribbons. The white trimmed bloomers are peaking from underneath the skirt. Black vertical striped fishnets are covering the legs with a pair of black and white creepers worn as shoes
August 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM