Tripp
@asintriple.bsky.social
Used to have a sports blog 👖🩳. Now I have a sports job 🐊📧.
The governor mandated a return to office at UF and now there is not one parking space on campus. Party of small government strikes again
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The governor mandated a return to office at UF and now there is not one parking space on campus. Party of small government strikes again
Age 39. I made the font larger on my browser today. Is this how it starts?
January 10, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Age 39. I made the font larger on my browser today. Is this how it starts?
The Auburn Tigers will not ruin my family’s Christmas Eve
December 24, 2023 at 10:52 PM
The Auburn Tigers will not ruin my family’s Christmas Eve
“I got a big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just seen a big ole ass.” -My brain, completing an Amazon commercial in 2023
November 7, 2023 at 2:01 AM
“I got a big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just seen a big ole ass.” -My brain, completing an Amazon commercial in 2023
My kids got some young earth creationist propaganda in their trick-or-treat bags. Haven’t found any drugs yet
November 2, 2023 at 3:46 PM
My kids got some young earth creationist propaganda in their trick-or-treat bags. Haven’t found any drugs yet
Sure is a lot of coded racism in the facebook comments about school rezoning for a neighborhood with so many "in the house" signs
November 1, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Sure is a lot of coded racism in the facebook comments about school rezoning for a neighborhood with so many "in the house" signs
This thing keeps happening at work where I learn that my coworkers are children. Yesterday one said she was Sarah Palin for Halloween when she was 6 years old. Until then I assumed she was roughly my age, but Sarah Palin was a sports reporter in Alaska when I was 6 and that’s an obscure costume
November 1, 2023 at 11:32 AM
This thing keeps happening at work where I learn that my coworkers are children. Yesterday one said she was Sarah Palin for Halloween when she was 6 years old. Until then I assumed she was roughly my age, but Sarah Palin was a sports reporter in Alaska when I was 6 and that’s an obscure costume
When I ride that Disney monorail through that hotel and see people having breakfast down there, I want to call out to them “YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING YOU WANTED! YOU FOOLS!”
October 23, 2023 at 1:35 AM
When I ride that Disney monorail through that hotel and see people having breakfast down there, I want to call out to them “YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING YOU WANTED! YOU FOOLS!”
Protect from light
Use gloves when administering
veterinary stickers. tag yourself
October 18, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Protect from light
Ad I just got. Talkin bout the Noles.
October 13, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Ad I just got. Talkin bout the Noles.
Dads of the internet: Never part with your box o’ cords. The minute you do, you’ll need at least 6 of them
October 12, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Dads of the internet: Never part with your box o’ cords. The minute you do, you’ll need at least 6 of them
Hope today is a real 10/10 for all of you
October 10, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Hope today is a real 10/10 for all of you
CFB ATTENDANCE REPORT
Team: Florida
Most exhilarating win: 1997 Sugar Bowl
Most painful loss: 2009 SEC Championship
Loudest I’ve ever heard my stadium: 2006 South Carolina
Favorite road trip: LSU
Favorite road venue: does EverBank count?
House of Horrors: Tallahassee. Not even fun to win there.
Team: Florida
Most exhilarating win: 1997 Sugar Bowl
Most painful loss: 2009 SEC Championship
Loudest I’ve ever heard my stadium: 2006 South Carolina
Favorite road trip: LSU
Favorite road venue: does EverBank count?
House of Horrors: Tallahassee. Not even fun to win there.
October 9, 2023 at 12:18 AM
CFB ATTENDANCE REPORT
Team: Florida
Most exhilarating win: 1997 Sugar Bowl
Most painful loss: 2009 SEC Championship
Loudest I’ve ever heard my stadium: 2006 South Carolina
Favorite road trip: LSU
Favorite road venue: does EverBank count?
House of Horrors: Tallahassee. Not even fun to win there.
Team: Florida
Most exhilarating win: 1997 Sugar Bowl
Most painful loss: 2009 SEC Championship
Loudest I’ve ever heard my stadium: 2006 South Carolina
Favorite road trip: LSU
Favorite road venue: does EverBank count?
House of Horrors: Tallahassee. Not even fun to win there.
We all stopped paying for journalism and now Twitter is our source for what’s happening in Israel. Not great!
October 8, 2023 at 1:20 AM
We all stopped paying for journalism and now Twitter is our source for what’s happening in Israel. Not great!
Went to my HS football game tonight. First ever (no team 20 years ago). 9-3 final. No touchdowns. Punishment may not be the right word, but God/the Universe continues to balance my offensive football life after growing up with Spurrier and going to school with Meyer.
September 30, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Went to my HS football game tonight. First ever (no team 20 years ago). 9-3 final. No touchdowns. Punishment may not be the right word, but God/the Universe continues to balance my offensive football life after growing up with Spurrier and going to school with Meyer.
I’m about to travel 5+ hrs in the car with a 2, 7 and 9yo for my 20yr HS reunion and this is WAY NOT gonna be worth the hassle is it?
September 29, 2023 at 1:14 AM
I’m about to travel 5+ hrs in the car with a 2, 7 and 9yo for my 20yr HS reunion and this is WAY NOT gonna be worth the hassle is it?
Gator don’t play no shit, you piece of shit
add “you piece of shit” to a famous movie line i’ll go first: you had me at hello, you piece of shit
September 21, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Gator don’t play no shit, you piece of shit
Just today, I watched part of the Georgia game with Steve Spurrier in his office, hugged my boy Trey Burton, bumped into Mike Miller and Ben Shelton, met Louis Murphy, watched close to 3/4 of the game with my wife and kids, introduced a fan to Brandon Spikes, and tossed the ball around on FL Field
September 17, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Just today, I watched part of the Georgia game with Steve Spurrier in his office, hugged my boy Trey Burton, bumped into Mike Miller and Ben Shelton, met Louis Murphy, watched close to 3/4 of the game with my wife and kids, introduced a fan to Brandon Spikes, and tossed the ball around on FL Field
There is no better place on earth that The Swamp on a Saturday night and it is MY JOB to be there and I will never get tired of it ever. 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
September 17, 2023 at 4:33 AM
There is no better place on earth that The Swamp on a Saturday night and it is MY JOB to be there and I will never get tired of it ever. 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
Old magician encourages farmer to destroy faraway military installation.
Describe a movie in the most prosaic way possible while still conveying the basic gist:
An autistic dude does people's taxes and assassinates people.
An autistic dude does people's taxes and assassinates people.
September 13, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Old magician encourages farmer to destroy faraway military installation.
If you include your job title in a customer service complaint, all I’m going to be thinking about is Will Ferrell driving a Dodge Stratus
September 12, 2023 at 4:20 PM
If you include your job title in a customer service complaint, all I’m going to be thinking about is Will Ferrell driving a Dodge Stratus
Cal’s branding is so strange. I’d wager most folks outside California don’t know where Cal is (Berkley) and don’t realize Berkley plays in the ACC or whatever they’re in now
September 10, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Cal’s branding is so strange. I’d wager most folks outside California don’t know where Cal is (Berkley) and don’t realize Berkley plays in the ACC or whatever they’re in now
Swamp was chill tonight
September 10, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Swamp was chill tonight